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Political Philosophy Test

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Are you a Fascist, Conservative, Moderate, Socialist, or Communist? Find out now!

1

To what degree should the government control business?

NO! FREE MARKET ECONOMICS!
We should have some subsidies, tariffs, etc.
Only if there's a war! Then make weapons!
I guess I support the free market.
The state owns everything.

2

What do you think of religion?

Religion should be illegal.
Religion doesn't belong in government.
I go to church/temple/mosque/etc/ if that's what your asking.
Everyone must believe in my faith!
If you don't believe, that's your problem. But this country does.

3

Do you believe in drug laws?

Everything should be legal. But tax everything!
Illegalize pot and cocaine, but not cigarettes.
I don't really care what other people do as long as they don't hurt the state.
We must fight the War on Drugs.
If the peace protesters do drugs, then they won't show up for the protest. That's a good thing.

4

What do you believe is the best race?

Everyone's equal and in fraternal love.
All are equal....to an extent.
Everyone's equal.
White
ARIAN! BLONDE HAIR! BLUE EYES!

5

Who is your political idol?

Reagan
Gandhi
Lenin
Hitler
Some centrist.

6

Which of these places do you think had the best government?

Soviet Union
1990s America
1980s America
Europe
The 3rd Reich

7

Which of these is most morally wrong?

Suicide
Free Speech
Wiretapping and War
Gay Marriage
Capitalism

8

Which of these European countries is in the best direction?

France
United Kingdom
Russia
Poland
Vatican City

9

Which of these revolutions would you support most if you lived at that time?

French Revolution
Iraqi Revolution (still in progress)
American Revolution
Russian Revolution
Hitler's Revolution

10

What do you think of abortion?

Early-ok Late-bad
Pro-Abortion everywhere, anytime.
It's murder!
Pro-Choice
Horrible! If someone tries to do it, shoot them!

11

Which of these special interests is most important?

Unions
Military Contractors
Business
The State
Evangelical Christians, Industry

12

An 300 year old tree is going to be cut down. Which of these people are you?

They guy chaining him/herself to the tree.
The guy doing the chopping.
The guy who runs the logging company.
The guy running the country who is going send in the military to prevent private development.
The guy who doesn't care.

13

Which right is most important to you?

Right to bear arms and arm bears.
The Right to a fair wage.
Right to property.
The entire first amendment.
Freedom of Speech

14

What's the most important part of government?

The people.
The dear leader.
The military
The legislature.
The executive.

15

Which of these symbols most appeals to you?

Stars and Stripes
Cross
Swastika
Sickle/Hammer
Donkey

16

Who do you consider to be the most dangerous leader in world history?

A leaders other than that of the state.
Castro
George W. Bush
Hitler
Stalin

17

If someone was burning your country's flag, what would you do?

Feel sad.
Have them sent to reeducation camps.
Swear at them and write a letter.
Shoot them. RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!
Feel happy.

18

How should be pick leaders?

*election* (with tweaking.)
Election within the party
Electoral college
The strongest wins.
Direct election

19

If someone attacks your country, what do you do?

Encourage other, less important people to join.
Be extra productive for the motherland!
Stare at media venues indifferently.
Join the army of the Fuhrer!
Negotiate.

20

What do you think of immigration?

As long as they come legally and stay far away, it's fine.
You come, but you do not leave.
Let people come join in liberty, fraternity, and equality!
No illegal immigration.
Close the borders! You try to cross, and I'll shoot you with my personal rifle.

21

You are the leader of a poor country. People want to leave and go to richer places. You...

Help them to leave.
Shoot all who try to leave.
Close the borders to emigration.
Oh well. We can't do anything about that.
Put the military on the border. Nobody leaves the state.

22

What do you think of censorship?

Nothing against the state!
People don't need to hear bad news.
Freedom of Information!
I don't care.
GO PROPAGANDA! GO!

23

When was Rome at its best?

What's Rome?
After the fall. Finally, everyone was equal.
EMPIRE!
Republic! Cicero is wonderful!
The Republic before the commoners had any power.

24

Which ancient civilization do most agree with?

GAUL!
Roman Republic
Roman Empire
Athenian Democracy
Persian Empire

25

What's the best quality of Americans?

Their strength.
Their intelligence.
Their Social Security.
Their stupidity.
Their religiousness.

26

What do you think of government health care?

Who needs health care anyway?
Let's make it harder to use and understand, so people can't figure it out!
UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE
PRIVATIZE! MAKE IT UNAFFORDABLE!
Let's simplify it!

27

If you woke up with a billion dollars, what would you do with it?

Give it to the poor.
Hoard it!
Invest it!
Buy a private army.
Give it to the state.

28

Which of these candidates would you vote for?

Hilary Clinton
Ralph Nader
Condoleezza Rice
Dick Cheney
Howard Dean

29

What do you think you are?

Fascist
Communist
Socialist
Conservative
Moderate...or maybe not....no...moderate. Yes, moderate....well, maybe...

30

What's the most valuable skill?

How to make the most income with the least expenses.
Skill at using guns.
How to survive.
How to serve the state.
How to make educated political decisions.

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