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What Kind of Old Lady Will You Be?

68.89 % of users had this result: You are a Sweet Grandma! You bake the best cookies in the world and spoil your grandchildren the way they deserve. You've lived a long, wholesome, and fulfilling life, and you will be lovingly remembered by your family.

4.16 % of users had this result: You are Cat Lady! You started life as an animal lover, but your obsession with cats has increased over the years to the point where you might as well just wear cat piss as perfume. You can be a little ornery, but at least you've got a good heart when it comes to your babies. The cats, that is. Small children are slightly afraid of you.

9.13 % of users had this result: You are a Bitter Revolutionary Hag! You might have had a lover or two in your lifetime, but as you got older, the paranoia from all the acid trips has gone to your head and now you believe your neighbor to be a Communist who is, obviously, after you. You are the worst kind of old lady--you'd probably hit someone with your cane if you ever left the house. Even your drug dealer is afraid of you, although you know he's a terrorist from Russia. You'll make a terrifying ghost.

17.81 % of users had this result: You are a Dirty Old Woman! You're all about the sex, baby, and you live it up! Your rich husband is on business trips 90% of the time, so you get your satisfaction from the pool boy and other younger men while you spend your husband's money on jewels from Tiffany's. You truly are a dirty girl. You're probably going to hell.