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The REAL Zombie Test

11 Questions - Developed by: JHoersten - Updated on: 2008-10-01 - Developed on: 2008-09-19 - 18.575 taken - User Rating: 2.43 of 5.0 - 93 votes

So many of these tests are created by children with short knowledge and beliefs. This is the REAL zombie test, with realistic expectations and results.

1

Zombies are...

A manageable problem in such an event.
A very small, but viable possibility.
Scary!
Fiction. Will never come to be.

2

You catch wind of a zombie outbreak through the media. (Roughly 100 miles away) Your first course of action...?

Wait until the threat arrives in your town.
Start filling every possible container with water.
Barricade your dwelling.
Collect supplies (food, weapons, etc) from stores.
Pack up and move out.

3

You and your mother make it out towards the wilderness after an infestation in your town. She reveals a small bite on her ankle. What to do?

Wait until any ill symptoms present themselves.
Investigate & interrogate.
Shoot her right then.
Bandage it up, so it will heal faster.
Fetal position and cry.

4

Zombies have overrun your home! You've managed to escape, hike away, and have set up camp. Awesome! After a few days, you're awakened by a shamble...

Knock him in the fire! He'll make for dinner later... how the table has turned!
Shoot him in the head.
Run away! Set up camp elsewhere!
Dispatch him through melee combat.

5

The best place to fortify for long-term survival.

Cave in the woods
Your 1 story ranch house.
Grocery Store
A prison.
Ship in the ocean

6

Magical fairy appears and will offer you ONE weapon. What luck!

Crowbar
MacGyver, a paper clip, and a rubber band.
Machine gun
Meat Cleaver
Chuck Norris

7

What do you asses to be the biggest risk in a nationwide zombie outbreak?

Starvation/Dehydration
Nature (animals, temperature, weather, etc)
Zombies! Scary!
Lack of courage/determination to survive.
Raiders/Gangs

8

Zombies have...

A slight memory of who they once were.
An insatiable hunger.
Harness able work-force for today's society. Free labor!
Superhuman abilities. (Strength, sight, perception, etc)
Herpes.

9

What to wear? We can't be fashionably retarded, can we?

Thick wool/denim
Everything you can possibly wear, you'll need it later.
Suit of armor! Medieval style, baby
Kevlar/leather
What you always wear.... casual, hip threads.

10

You've made it into the wilderness, without the dead on your tail. Great! High-five! What do you do now?

Build tree houses
Cultivate the land
Light a huge bonfire, so other survivors will know where you are.
Re-populate the planet with whatever young, unwilling woman you tie down.
Wait for it all to end.

11

Who's your preferred companion?

Police Officer
Nobody
Farmer
Carpenter
Celebrity

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