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The REAL Zombie Test

11 Questions - Developed by: JHoersten - Updated on: 2008-10-01 - Developed on: 2008-09-19 - 19.303 taken - User Rating: 2.43 of 5.0 - 93 votes

So many of these tests are created by children with short knowledge and beliefs. This is the REAL zombie test, with realistic expectations and results.

1

Zombies are...

Fiction. Will never come to be.
A manageable problem in such an event.
Scary!
A very small, but viable possibility.

2

You catch wind of a zombie outbreak through the media. (Roughly 100 miles away) Your first course of action...?

Wait until the threat arrives in your town.
Barricade your dwelling.
Start filling every possible container with water.
Pack up and move out.
Collect supplies (food, weapons, etc) from stores.

3

You and your mother make it out towards the wilderness after an infestation in your town. She reveals a small bite on her ankle. What to do?

Investigate & interrogate.
Wait until any ill symptoms present themselves.
Fetal position and cry.
Shoot her right then.
Bandage it up, so it will heal faster.

4

Zombies have overrun your home! You've managed to escape, hike away, and have set up camp. Awesome! After a few days, you're awakened by a shamble...

Dispatch him through melee combat.
Shoot him in the head.
Knock him in the fire! He'll make for dinner later... how the table has turned!
Run away! Set up camp elsewhere!

5

The best place to fortify for long-term survival.

Ship in the ocean
Your 1 story ranch house.
Grocery Store
Cave in the woods
A prison.

6

Magical fairy appears and will offer you ONE weapon. What luck!

Meat Cleaver
Crowbar
Machine gun
MacGyver, a paper clip, and a rubber band.
Chuck Norris

7

What do you asses to be the biggest risk in a nationwide zombie outbreak?

Starvation/Dehydration
Raiders/Gangs
Nature (animals, temperature, weather, etc)
Lack of courage/determination to survive.
Zombies! Scary!

8

Zombies have...

A slight memory of who they once were.
An insatiable hunger.
Superhuman abilities. (Strength, sight, perception, etc)
Harness able work-force for today's society. Free labor!
Herpes.

9

What to wear? We can't be fashionably retarded, can we?

Kevlar/leather
Thick wool/denim
Everything you can possibly wear, you'll need it later.
Suit of armor! Medieval style, baby
What you always wear.... casual, hip threads.

10

You've made it into the wilderness, without the dead on your tail. Great! High-five! What do you do now?

Build tree houses
Light a huge bonfire, so other survivors will know where you are.
Re-populate the planet with whatever young, unwilling woman you tie down.
Cultivate the land
Wait for it all to end.

11

Who's your preferred companion?

Carpenter
Police Officer
Nobody
Celebrity
Farmer

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