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The REAL Zombie Test

11 Questions - Developed by: JHoersten - Developed on: 2008-10-01 - 17.324 taken - User Rating: 2.43 of 5.0 - 93 Votes

So many of these tests are created by children with short knowledge and beliefs. This is the REAL zombie test, with realistic expectations and results.

1

Zombies are...

A manageable problem in such an event.

A very small, but viable possibility.

Fiction. Will never come to be.

Scary!

2

You catch wind of a zombie outbreak through the media. (Roughly 100 miles away) Your first course of action...?

Start filling every possible container with water.

Pack up and move out.

Collect supplies (food, weapons, etc) from stores.

Barricade your dwelling.

Wait until the threat arrives in your town.

3

You and your mother make it out towards the wilderness after an infestation in your town. She reveals a small bite on her ankle. What to do?

Fetal position and cry.

Investigate & interrogate.

Bandage it up, so it will heal faster.

Shoot her right then.

Wait until any ill symptoms present themselves.

4

Zombies have overrun your home! You've managed to escape, hike away, and have set up camp. Awesome! After a few days, you're awakened by a shamble...

Shoot him in the head.

Knock him in the fire! He'll make for dinner later... how the table has turned!

Run away! Set up camp elsewhere!

Dispatch him through melee combat.

5

The best place to fortify for long-term survival.

Your 1 story ranch house.

Grocery Store

A prison.

Cave in the woods

Ship in the ocean

6

Magical fairy appears and will offer you ONE weapon. What luck!

Chuck Norris

Machine gun

MacGyver, a paper clip, and a rubber band.

Crowbar

Meat Cleaver

7

What do you asses to be the biggest risk in a nationwide zombie outbreak?

Raiders/Gangs

Zombies! Scary!

Starvation/Dehydration

Nature (animals, temperature, weather, etc)

Lack of courage/determination to survive.

8

Zombies have...

Superhuman abilities. (Strength, sight, perception, etc)

Herpes.

A slight memory of who they once were.

An insatiable hunger.

Harness able work-force for today's society. Free labor!

9

What to wear? We can't be fashionably retarded, can we?

Everything you can possibly wear, you'll need it later.

Thick wool/denim

Suit of armor! Medieval style, baby

Kevlar/leather

What you always wear.... casual, hip threads.

10

You've made it into the wilderness, without the dead on your tail. Great! High-five! What do you do now?

Wait for it all to end.

Build tree houses

Re-populate the planet with whatever young, unwilling woman you tie down.

Light a huge bonfire, so other survivors will know where you are.

Cultivate the land

11

Who's your preferred companion?

Farmer

Carpenter

Police Officer

Celebrity

Nobody

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