Are you a strangling?

Developed by: I like to bite houses

Strangling is my special word for a weird person. Platypus eggs.

  • 1
    Do you trip over invisible objects?
  • 2
    When you get angry or frustrated, do you make a noise that sort of sounds like an angry pterodactyl being strangled?
  • 3
    Are you a chameleon?
  • 4
    Do you swallow people's souls?
  • 5
    Do you pout on rooftops?
  • 6
    Have you ever gotten your foot stuck in the toilet?
  • 7
    Did your foot get stuck in there trying to catch your magic toad named Fran?
  • 8
    Did you rename your toad Nathanael?
  • 9
    Do you worship the dancing worm from George Lopez?
  • 10
    Do you swallow things you are not supposed to(marbles, coins, beads, etc.)?
  • 11
    Do you have a pet sponge?
  • 12
    Do you have weird urges? For example, last week I screamed, "I'm going to get castrated by the walruses!"
  • 13
    Do you like to eat paper?
  • 14
    Are you addicted to eating paper?
  • 15
    Do you always feel like you are being watched?
  • 16
    Do you open doors with your head?
  • 17
    Have you seen James and the Giant Peach more than 10 times?
  • 18
    Do you claim you are Bernard, the Boy who Was Raise By Bees on the Honeycomb box?
  • 19
    Do you hit things?
  • 20
    Do you make unnecessary loud noises when you hit things?
  • 21
    Is your liver turning green?
  • 22
    Are your toenails falling off?
  • 23
    Do you claim you have a wrist disease so people don't whine at you for being bad at sports?
  • 24
    Do you believe you are the chosen one?
  • 25
    Do you try things you see on Seinfeld?
  • 26
    When you hear the name Charles Manson, do you think of monkeys?
  • 27
    When you hear the word eggs, do you think of people with their shirts off?
  • 28
    Until recently, did you think John Wayne Gacy (the serial killer clown) was a celebrity?
  • 29
    Does your math teacher claim she is a wolf?
  • 30
    When you see any object, do you picture it sprouting chicken legs and running away?

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