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How Will You Die?

22.93 % of users had this result: So how will you bite the dust ... push up daisies ... end up six feet under? You will probably die a tragic death - in a poetic sense. This is probably because you spend too much time brooding over your negative qualities rather than your positive ones. Or maybe a mean person does that to you. Or yourself. Please try to see the positive. I know it can be really hard to do that sometimes. But do not take this result literally. Everyone is loved by someone, and someone always cares, whether you realize it or not. PLEASE NOTE: This test is satire, not serious. But if you are struggling with life, love, or anything really, please call a self-help hotline and talk to someone.

14.54 % of users had this result: So how will you bite the dust ... push up daisies ... end up six feet under? You will be murdered. This means you probably brag nonstop about your achievements and money, and are generally a very well-known person. Some jealous person will decide you no longer deserve to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide, and WHAMMO! PLEASE NOTE: This test is satire, not serious. But if you are struggling with life, love, or anything really, please call a self-help hotline and talk to someone.

18.98 % of users had this result: So how will you bite the dust ... push up daisies ... end up six feet under? You will drown. This is likely because you spend a lot of time near water, which is not necessarily a bad thing. If you would like to avoid this wet tragedy, move to the desert. I hear Arizona is nice this time of year. PLEASE NOTE: This test is satire, not serious. But if you are struggling with life, love, or anything really, please call a self-help hotline and talk to someone.

27.94 % of users had this result: So how will you bite the dust ... push up daisies ... end up six feet under? You will probably burn up in a fire. This might be the result of you wanting more from life than it can offer you, and thus taking risks and being careless. Or maybe letting your kid play with matches. Please be careful, because fires are not that uncommon. No joke. PLEASE NOTE: This test is satire, not serious. But if you are struggling with life, love, or anything really, please call a self-help hotline and talk to someone.

15.61 % of users had this result: So how will you bite the dust ... push up daisies ... end up six feet under? You will die in an accident. This means that it will not be your fault how you die, and you won't do anything that leads to your own death. I'm sure you'll feel so much better when you hear that confirmed while hovering as a spirit over your corpse. But determining fault is quite important for the insurance company. Make sure to leave me as your beneficiary, OK? ;) PLEASE NOTE: This test is satire, not serious. But if you are struggling with life, love, or anything really, please call a self-help hotline and talk to someone.