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How Car are you?

Developed by: R Webb

Have you ever wanted to know how much like Car Johnson you are? No? Well, you're going to find out anyway.

1

Which of the following choices sound like a solid business idea?

A hands free restaurant.
A dating service for pet oysters.
A well-known franchise.

2

You have to bring a dish to a potluck. What do you bring?

Pasta salad.
Chocolate steak milkshakes, with fresh parsley.
Cherry cola marinated shrimp.

3

What do you collect?

Fossilized dinosaur poop.
Jarred cow fetuses that you treat like pets.
Stamps, coins, etc.

4

What would you do on a first date?

Grab a cup of coffee .
Grab some paintball guns and have a battle in the street.
Grab some of your cow fetuses and stage a cow fetus fashion show.

5

What do you get your mother for Mothers Day?

Flowers.
A statue of Lucina, the Roman goddess of birth.
A hand carved figurine of your mother giving birth to you.

6

Youre locked out of your house. What do you do?

Break a window and wait for the police to arrive so you can say they just missed the burglars, but since theyre here, they might as well help you open your front door.
Break a window and climb in.
Get the spare key from under a fake rock.

7

You and your significant other are fighting. What makeup gift do you buy?

Flowers.
A ten pound bag of kitty litter, since they love cats.
A rented group of performers who will perform the ten hour apology dance you spent all night developing.

8

What creative use can you come up with for a string, a bouncy ball, and a smoking pipe?

A cup and ball toy.
A bouncy way to deliver a pipe across a room.
A cat toy for cats who prefer smoking their catnip.

9

You found a dollar under your car. What do you do with it?

Sew it onto the dollar cape youve been making for your superhero persona, Moolah Man.
Fold it into a swan.
Put it in your wallet.

10

The world has ended and youre the only survivor. What do you do?

Build a baseball field in hopes that If you build it, he will come actually works.
Try and live your life the best you can, since theres only you.
Craft zombies and survivors out of bean cans and twine, so you can pretend youre in an episode of The Walking Dead.

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