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I know these are terrible but...there hilarious.
First off its gouda to see you! In fact, its fanta-tastic!
What building has the most stories? A library!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Chicken.Ever heard of a dictionary?
What does a nut say when he sneezes? Cashew!
A King, a Queen and to twins all lay in one room.How were there no adults in the room? They were all beds!
If you have three apples and 8 pomegranates in one hand and 5 grapefruits in the other hand what do you have? Very large hands.
Thank you for staying and reading my punny riddles!๐
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The past, present and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.
I accualy PUBLISHED SOMTHING!!!!!!!!!!(big))U
But I don't get the chicken and egg one ๐ค OHHHH I GET IT NOW ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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