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    I know these are terrible but...there hilarious.
    First off its gouda to see you! In fact, its fanta-tastic!
    What building has the most stories? A library!

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Chicken.Ever heard of a dictionary?

    What does a nut say when he sneezes? Cashew!

    A King, a Queen and to twins all lay in one room.How were there no adults in the room? They were all beds!

    If you have three apples and 8 pomegranates in one hand and 5 grapefruits in the other hand what do you have? Very large hands.


    Thank you for staying and reading my punny riddles!๐Ÿ˜

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4 days ago
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4 days ago
Ok so this joke was on the wall of my German classroom (idk y tho cuz it's more of an English literature joke) anyways so here it is:
The past, present and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.
9 days ago
When I did the arts camp themed on the movie Moana, the musical teacher asked one of the boys to play King Tut
10 days ago
If anyone has any other jokes here's the place to tell them$
10 days ago
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I accualy PUBLISHED SOMTHING!!!!!!!!!!(big))U
11 days ago
It got published!!! Sexy your jokes got published!!
11 days ago
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
18 days ago
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18 days ago
I loved the beds one ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
But I don't get the chicken and egg one ๐Ÿค” OHHHH I GET IT NOW ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
19 days ago
Thank you peoples!!!!!!!
19 days ago
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20 days ago
Omg I say Gouda tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20 days ago
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20 days ago
theyre 'cheesy', you say? Well I think cheesy jokes are gouda! (lol)
21 days ago
Thanks 143,that's what there for. hope they don't yell at you cause there so cheesy๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Iโ€™m gonna use these on somebody...
22 days ago
Hahahehehoholololololo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚