Am I a potato

Are you a root vegetable?

Are you brown on the outside and yellow on the inside?

Do you like vodka?

Do you like fries?

Are you polish? (every polish person looks like a potato)

Do you like crisps?

Have you ever smothered yourself in ketchup?

Have you ever been eaten?

Have you ever tried to eat yourself?

Do you think you are a potato?:)