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The lamest Jokes in the History of the world

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Lame Jokes. Please comment! No hate

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Okay, lamest first.


You may be American when you enter the restroom, and you may be American when you come out. But What are you while you're in there? European.

My son asked, "May I have a bookmark?" 11 years old and he still doesn't get my name is Brian.

Spring is here! I got so exited I almost wet my plants!

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the clueless neighbor's house.

knock knock.
Who's there?
The Chicken.
*laughing*

Comments (6)

autorenew

4 days ago
What the heck
19 days ago
"Yo mamma so fat they had to lay a blanket on the Pacific Ocean so she could sleep."
W
T
F
???
87 days ago
The yo mama jokes are the funniest !!!!!!😄😀😁( to me anyways)
107 days ago
Those. Are. So. Lame.😅
262 days ago
I just wanna put emojis in my name.ee.e.e.e
262 days ago
Mwahahahahahayauayayahahhahahagagaha