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How randomness saved the world

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This is a fiction story me and my best friend made up, about randomness... saving the world.

    1
    Aliens in space

    Deep in the midst of the long lost planet meedlephlopen, (pronounced MEdul-flu-pin) lived a species of alien called meedlephlos. They were very aggressive creatures. They were purple with human like hair and HUGE eyes. Recently they'd been disturbed by a rover sent into space, meant for mars, but ended up on their planet.

    Far off at the white house President Donald Trump was to make an announcement on what they found and how the new species was angry at them.
    "My fellow American, there seems to be a problem with the National Aeronautics and Space Association... we have encountered and new species," The crowed clapped, "It's BAD we found it."
    all the sudden in the distance they heard "Wa Bu Blabo Ba!" and "Jumu La Tima!" Then all the sudden an alien had taken over the sound system, "ERGEE ZU BOP QUAP REW DA DA."
    "The toothpaste shall translate for us," said a confident Donald Trump. The toothpaste stepped out. "He said 'Hello fellow people we have come to invade your world' in other words.. RUN!" and just like that everyone scattered everywhere.

    2
    An Army

    Donald decided to call up congress to request his army. "WE MUST DECLARE WAR BY THE CONSTITUTION! WE NEED OUR STRONGEST ARMY EVER! Get me... EDDIE MURPHY & WEIRD AL!" Suddenly the jazz music in the congress house stopped. SIR YES SIR," said the Army National Guard "WE'VE CALLED YOU BRAVE BUNCH TOGETHER FOR A PURPOSE... FREEDOM! EDDIE MURPHY, WEIRD AL, RINGO STARR, DARYL HALL AND JOHN OATES AS WELL AS A FEW OF OUR SUPERNATURAL GUIDES, MICHAEL JACKSON AND GEORGE HARRISON," then he nodded to Michael and George. "OUR BACKUPS ARE ZAC EFRON, ADDAM SADLER, JONNY DEPP & JUSTIN BEIBER ALONG WITH OUR GIRL SARGENTS BEYONCE AND ARIANA GRANDE! FOR ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK THE SCOTT BROTHERS FROM HGTV."
    The door creaked open... "SHOW YOURSELF," said the guard. He raised his gun, but it was just the 4 band members of the band KISS. "Ah, Just the team we need, especially with Star Child & Space Man, we'll need you two to translate. You other two can uh.... just look scary." Then all the sudden, being the baby he is, Justin ran away crying because he was so scared and he didn't get his way.

    3
    Fight Attempt #1

    Somehow, Tom Bergeron, randomly made his way there bringing some nice AFV music with him. He seemed out of breath. "Sir... there's been an ambush!" suddenly the whole team came together as one. "Let's attack using these lightsabers I found!" said Zac. "I'll contact Ewan McGregor, he knows how to use them," said Eddie.
    Now as they began to fight the montage song "Skiddly Bop" from the hit 2008 disney channel show "Phineas & Ferb" began to play in the background. They kept fighting. Weird Al grabbed a statue of George Washington and began to fight with it. Still no use. They saw a nearby Chick-fil-a and decided to go hide there. Yes they ran away from their first battle attempt... sad I know.

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    Christian Chicken

    "ARE YOU GUYS CHICKENS!" yelled the guard leader. "If we eat enough Chicken we might be..." said John Oates dipping a nugget in some BBQ sauce. "There's no such thing as too much chicken," said Jonny Depp. While in the middle of eating the guard got so frustrated with everyone he threw his Large Sweet Tea on the ground. Darryl slipped on it on his was to get more BBQ sauce. A kind chick-fil-a member helped him up. "Thank you," he kindly said. "My pleasure," she said. "THIS IS NO TIME FOR CHICKEN!" screamed the guard. "It's always time for chicken," said Tom finishing his sandwich. Everyone agreed with him. Then they heard a noise of laughter in the distance.

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    Battle attempt #2

    "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?" sang Beyonce. "UH I DUNNO BEE, IM SCARED!" said Ariana. "HEY! WHO RUN THE WORLD?" sang Beyonce. Everyone in the distance said in unison all annoyed "girls girls."
    Michael Jackson yelled at everyone "hEE hEE, IS COMING TO GET US! RUN!" "Um we're dead so its not like they can kill us" pointed out George Harrison. "right! EVERYONE WHO STILL HAS A FUTURE RUN." yelled Michael "I wouldn't sweat it," said Michael to Justin. George & Michael watched them run as the doors flew open. "HEMRAZAS LAMITOTUE JAMURURAH!"
    Then everything went silent. There were small foot steps coming from the background. It was the toothpaste! "He said 'I am coming for you," And everyone ran screaming. "We need to help them!" said George to Michael. They tried but went straight through everyone and everything. Suddenly music started playing in the distance. "when there's something strange... in the neighborhood... who you gonna call..." And sure enough a squad of ghost busting girls showed up. The squad included Vanessa Hudgens, Brenda Song, Selena Gomez, & Taylor Swift. "Did someone order some help?" and everyone started fighting the aliens. Then the unexpected happened!

    6
    Lizard Alien

    Justin turned out to be a mutant lizard alien working for the aliens, but don't worry, Selena & Taylor took care of him.

    7
    The end

    "How did ye guys do'at?" asked Ringo. "We had a bit of help," said Brenda looking up to the sky. "HO HO HO A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A VERY GOODNIGHT!" and some jingle bells and a sleigh flew off into the distance.

    The End

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