Are you insane?

This test is designed by experts from the Institute of Chirstina Aguilera Look-a-likes to ascertain the sanity levels of goats.

Question 1:Do any of your names start with an 'L'?
Yes - my middle name.
Yes - my surname.
Yes - my first name.
Question 2:Have you ever watched 'Pizza'?
Yes - occasionally. I saw the one with Dougie in it.
Yes - every week. I want to be Sleek!
Question 3:Have you ever played volleyball with a goat?
Yes - occasionally. They're sore losers though.
No. I'm not very good at volleyball.
Yes - all the time!
Question 4:How often do you change your toothbrush?
Once a month.
Every week.
Around once every year or so.
Question 5:Have you ever played on-line Monopoly?
Yes. More than 5 times.
Yes. More than 10 times.
Question 6:Who is the best musical artist in the world?
Vanessa Amarossi
Englebert Humpledink
Marilyn Manson
Question 7:Don't you just hate it when your fingers fall off due to leprosy and you have to stop typing? How often does this happen to you?
Oh, I'd say around once a week.
Question 8:What kind of bag do you own?
A bogan bag with Marilyn Manson patches all over it.
A 'groovy' little vinyl number.
A chicken.
Question 9:What's your favourite saying?
'Punch 'em in the......'
Question 10:You are stranded on a deserted island. What would you pick from the following list to help you survive?
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, onion, cheese on a sesame seed bun.
A teapot
Three thousand goats.

This Quiz has been designed by Jo Beamsley.