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Are you a Pervert?
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Are you a Pervert?

Ever wonder if you're really a pervert, or just plain out sexually frustrated? Take this test to find out the truth....Can you handle it?

Question 1:You wake up in the morning and can't remember what happened the night before. So you:
Smell my fingers
Try to figure out what that smelly stain on my sheets is
Call a close friend
Unstick the pages of my Hustler magazine

Question 2:You're staying at your friend's house and their older sibling left his/her dirty underwear lying out. You:
Nonchalantly stick the underwear in my pocket
Take them into the bathroom and begin to deeply huff in and out their crotch fumes
Hide them, knowing they would die of humiliation if they knew you saw the underwear
Try them on and dance around singing, 'I'm a little teapot'

Question 3:You notice your neighbor's blinds are open and they are undressing. You:
Break out the high-powered telescope to get a better view
Close the blinds in your room....How dare you look, you insincere bastard!?
Get the video camera and some Kleenex
Go over and ask if he/she needs help

Question 4:Which type of pornographic film are you most intrigued by?
I don't watch those! I find them immoral and degrading to all of mankind
Marvelous Midget Managetwa (I don't know how to spell it, damn it!)
Backdoor Barbara/Bobbie
Debbie Does Dallas

Question 5:Which of these foods do you find erotic:
Strawberries and whipped cream
Bananas
British Bangers (It's a dinner sausage, you nasty people!)
A can of pork and beans

Question 6:First thing that comes to mind when you hear the name Pamela Anderson Lee:
Maaa Maaa
Silicone
Hardcore sex with Tommy Lee
David Hasselhoff

Question 7:What do you consider a common use for Vaseline?
It's mista happy time!
Chapped lips during winter
Chapped lips during winter season while wearing a short skirt
Personal lubrication

Question 8:You hear the ice cream man music playing a block away. You:
Pay your neighbor 20 bucks to eat a big stick in front of you
Order a Drumstick with lots of nuts
Say, I'd like an Eskimo Pie, please
Say, I'd eat an Eskimo's Pie any day

Question 9:You see an apple pie on the counter. You:
Think warm and fuzzy...mmmm, just like apple pie
Say nothing can compare to Grandma's apple pie
Want to test the center of it with your thermometer to see if it's cooked all the way through
I only eat Granny Smith's apples

Question 10:Finally, while channel surfing, you come across The Discovery Channel just in time to witness chimpanzee mating rituals. You:
Turn Ricki Lake back on
Watch for awhile and start to feel a little funny inside, like when I used to climb the ropes in gym class
Pop in a tape, press record...and watch when Mom and Dad aren't home
Keep watching - I mean, come on! It's for educational purposes, right?

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