Let's face it: The bi role models in mainstream media just plain suck. We've got Kate Moss doing blow. Her bisexual Baby shambles ex Peter Doherty pleading guilty to heroin possession. Angelina Jolie exchanging the vial of blood for husband stealing. And now Paris Hilton, the world's densest party girl tramp, apparently goes both ways. (Remember the hacked cell phone photos?) Famous or not, we need some new bi role models before another pseudo bi celebrity tries to surpass Anne Heche's ecstasy-fueled spaceship search, or Anna Nicole Smith's plain-old stupidity, or well, Andy Dick. Will you pass the test?