Internet Addiction

Do you own a computer or have one in your house?

Do you chat online over 4 hours per day?

Do you chat online more than 7 hours per day?

Do you know what w00t means?

Do you know what 1337 means?

Do you know what n00b means?

Do you find yourself getting angry and thinking of calling people n00bs?

Do you get pissed when your internet connection is interrupted?

Do you eat at the computer often?

Do you play computer games more than 4 hours per day?

Have you ever lost track of time and played a game for more than 5 hours straight?

Do you often stay up all night on a school night to be online?

Do you get online in the morning?

Do you ever get in fights over how lest or non noobish you are?

Do you get frustrated when somebody can't do something with their computer?

Do you know what a router is?

Do you know what Uber means?

Have you ever resorted to bribery, trickery, or sneakiness to get online when you weren't supposed to be?

Do you ever skip meals and stay hungry just do continue doing what you were doing?

Are you online 7 days a week?

Are you online more than 18 hours a day?

Do you know how to design websites using html?

Do you know what C++ is?

Have you ever gotten into fist fights regarding the computer?

Have you ever been called or asked to help somebody with computer problems?

Do you ever dream of the computer or anything that has to do with it?

Do you imagine yourself growing up to work with computers or be a computer junkie?

Do you imagine yourself meeting your wife/husband on the internet?

Do you lie about your age while talking to new people?

Can you define pwn?