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Is Your Cat Obsessed with the Toilet?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2007-05-15 - 19,112 taken - 3 people like it

Does your cat hang around the toilet a little bit too much? Are you concerned for your precious kitty?

1

Your precious kitty is MISSING! However, you know where to look and usually find your kitty...

In the bathroom, staring at the toilet with wide eyes.
Sleeping and purring in its kitty bed.
Clawing at the curtains in the dining room.

2

You are using the toilet. You are grunting and moaning (didn't get enough fibber and water). Where is your cat?

Clawing my legs until my pants are in shreds.
Rubbing against my feet purring.
Staring at me impatiently, waiting for me to get done.

3

When you are not in the bathroom, what does your kitty usually love to do?

Stare into the toilet and sometimes drink the water inside.
Claw the furniture and swat at me with claws if I don't feed it on exact schedule.
Cuddle upon my lap, purr, and lick my hands.

4

You go on vacation and the last place you sit before you leave is...the toilet. You return from vacation and find your kitty...

Has destroyed your house.
Greeting you at the door.
Laying next to the toilet.

5

Your cat is very smart. What is the most amazing thing it can do?

It can urinate and defecate in the toilet.
It can turn Granny's prized quilt into itty bitty shreds in 2 seconds flat.
It can turn the water on and off.

6

You bought your precious kitty an expensive self-cleaning litter box and you use only organic litter. How often do you have to clean the litter box?

Never. Kitty uses the toilet. I put Kitty in litter box once and she hissed at me.
Constantly. Kitty always uses it.
Never. Kitty never uses it. Kitty goes poop and pee all over the floor.

7

Kitties have favorite spots they like to sleep. Where is your kitty's favorite sleeping spot?

In her bed, on my bed, or on my lap.
Next to the toilet.
On my face.

8

You finished doing the Hershey Squirts in the toilet BUT you forgot to flush! Your cat...

Is meowing loudly telling you to flush so she can be with her toilet friend without it smelling like something died.
Is pawing at you trying to tell you something.
Is peeing in your favorite shoes.

9

Your toilet is old. You are getting a new toilet installed. How does kitty react to the change?

He claws at the workers and causes one to get several stitches.
She stays out of the way and plays with her catnip mouse.
He howls and meows. He misses his old friend.

10

You have wisely named your kitty...

Angel
Little Terrorist
Poopyskins

Comments (2)

Violet (53285)

1797 days ago

My cat is not obsessed with the toilet. Thank goodness!!!

Single as a Pringle (08563)

1819 days ago

Hi my Cat is in love w the toilet. Watt the heck?????? He scratches my when I put him in his litter box. WHAT THE HECK???

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