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What elemental chicken are you?

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There are four basic elemental chickens. Now is your chance to find out if you are the weakest or the strongest type of elemental chicken! You will be scored on how you handle different types of scenarios

1

Someone offers you rice crackers. You:

Smell your feet, shrug, and take a few.
Ask if they are spicy. If so, you eat them.
Take one or none.
Eat all of them, without asking them if they want any.

2

Youre at school, and you dont see any of your friends. What do you do?

Buy food.................and lots of it!
Ask the lunch lady to please start serving food from Kentucky.
Look for them.
Smell other peoples feet.

3

Someone needs to borrow your calculator. You:

Let them have it so they will stop eating you.
Let them borrow it. Besides, you dont need to use it right now.
Yell, Mine! Stay away from me, you freak! I have to type with alpha!
Lend it to them only if they will let you see their socks.

4

The phone rings. What will you do?

Ignore it, and keep on studying socks.
Stare at the phone, yell, Ill get it! and stare at the computer screen.
Answer it and yell, DONT EAT ME PLEASE!
Answer it, of course!

5

You are very hungry. You had nothing to eat all day, and then you see a chocolate cake on the dining room table, and know that you have guests coming over. You:

Dive in it headfirst.
Eat it if its been deep-fried.
Sniff it to see if it contains any socks.
Leave it alone and get something out of the refrigerator

6

Oh no! You got a not-so-hot grade on your report card. What will you tell your parents?

Tell them you will be more responsible next time.
Eat your report card before they can find it.
Nothing. Youll have run off to Kentucky by then.
Tell them you were to busy sniffing socks to pay attention in class.

7

Youre listening to music! What kind is it?

.huh?
Music in another language so no one else can understand it.
Your favorite song.
Heavy metal sock-mania

8

Your computer wont start? What will you do?

Fix it yourself because youre a computer-know-it-all.
Eat socks.
Call someone over who is pretty good with computers.
You dont care because youre too busy trying to get everyone you know to sign your Kentucky petition.

9

Your little brother is crying. You:

Throw him anything with a Pokemon logo on it to shut him up.
Offer him a sock.
Try to calm him down with a fried rubber chicken.
Try to calm him down with a little kids T.V. show.

10

Your pen is out of ink.

So?
You get out your sock pen.
You start freaking out.
You ask someone for another pen.

Comments (7)

Mick (93543)

882 days ago

I’m 90% normal chicken lol

Elle Morgan (30709)

930 days ago

Amen to that Emma ;)

Emma (64158)

1445 days ago

For number 9 they didn’t have my answer. (Because my answer would be “steal a pen from you desk parter or someone you hate” at school anyways

Meep (52638)

1676 days ago

I’m the 74 chicken, strongest of the chickens aw yea

Anything girl (94063)

1901 days ago

Socks are the best food I eat them for brunch

Anything girl (94063)

1901 days ago

SOCKS the best element in the worlddddd.

Iwanttoeatmyhand728 (87996)

2021 days ago

Can I have some pair of socks plz

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