Do you have fury for ducks?

As a child, did you skip any books that said the word "Quack!"?

Have you ever fed a duck something they shouldn't eat?

Do you think duck feathers would look good on a coat?

Do you hate bread?

Do you like butter?

Have you ever tried to run over a duck with a radio controlled boat/canoe/another duck e.t.c?

If there are ducks at a golf course, do you automatically aim your ball for them?

Do you also hate any other animals with beaks?

Have you ever thought of using magnetic stuff to pull a duck underwater and drown it?

Are you going to steal the above method I call Operation "Magnetic Duck"?

Do you like to run towards birds (like ducks) and scare them away?

If someone constantly said the word "Duck" would you strangle the nearest duck you could find?

Do you think the duck on the boat in Rosie and Jim should be replaced with... something else?

Would you eat Roast Chicken instead of Roast Duck because you hate ducks?

Would you pick Roast Duck over Roast Chicken because you hate ducks?