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What's your Rubber Duckie style?

12 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2006-05-15 - 11,132 taken

What style of bathtime buddy should you choose? Are you a traditional yellow, or something far more ... sinister?

1

Which of the following words or phrases do you think best describes you?

Drunk
Independent
I hate ducks.
Down-to-earth
Pretty

2

How many friends do you have?

I have no friends. I hate everyone. Especially ducks.
I'm so popular, I could never count how many friends I have!
Everybody wants to be my friend, but I'm an exclusive club, so only the best get to really know me.
I have a few good friends and many acquaintances.
All the younger kids think I'm cool.

3

Which, of the following, is your favourite bath time product?

Shampoo cleans the hair, but conditioner makes it silky and smooth.
I hate baths. Baths are like ducks. I hate ducks.
Body wash, man.
Um, soap?
Bubbles! Lots of pretty bubbles!

4

What's your favourite bath time activity?

Exfoliating.
Playing with the shampoo/conditioner bottles. Stop looking at me, swan!
Listening to music.
Reading a book/magazine.
Stabbing the stupid duck. I hate ducks.

5

If you were a duck, you'd be ...

a mallard (the ducks with the green heads).
the coolest duck in school!
dead. I hate ducks.
a cute, fuzzy duckling!
a normal, white duck.

6

If you had a pet duck, what would you name it?

Sweetie
I wouldn't own a duck. If someone gave me one, I'd kill it. I hate ducks.
Soup
Quackers
Poop!

7

What's your favourite food?

Strawberry mousse.
Pizza!
Meatloaf and mashed potatoes.
Roast duck.
Snack packs and beer!

8

Besides ducks, what's your favourite animal?

a dog or cat.
a reptile.
anything cute and fuzzy!
anything's better than a stupid duck. I hate ducks.
a naked chick.

9

Pick a number.

7
666
69! Hahaha!
I hate numbers. And I hate ducks.
I don't know ... I love all numbers equally!

10

What bedtime story would you read your duck?

The Ugly Duckling
Curious George takes a bath
I don't like to read ... I'd just show him pictures of ducks that I'd drawn.
Something about cute baby animals.
I wouldn't, since the duck would be dead. I hate ducks.

11

What's your favourite thing to do, besides taking baths?

Hanging out with my friends.
Getting drunk!
Killing ducks. I hate ducks.
Talking on the phone/online with my friends.
Going on wacky adventures with my friends and loyal followers.

12

And now, the question everyone hates: of the following, what is your favourite colour?

Blue
The colour of a dead duck. I hate ducks.
Red
Pink
Yellow

Comments (1)

Very real and cool person who tells the truth (31451)

329 days ago

I am a basic duck. How could this happen to me? Why is life this cruel?

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