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How Well Do You And Llamas Get Along?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2007-09-01 - 20,348 taken - User Rating: 4.1 of 5 - 92 votes - 3 people like it

See exactly how well you and a llama would get along.

1

You are at the zoo. You see a llama exhibit and you...

I like cheese.
Walk away muttering to yourself
Run to the exhibit, climb in, and begin to cuddle the llamas
Run to the exhibit and take lots of pictures

2

You are mauled by an angry llama. What do you do?

Pet it lovingly
Give it cookies, of course
Smack it with your purse and run away
Cheese is so good.

3

Have you ever had a pet llama?

Do you ever think about cheese?
Yes, and his name was Georgie Boy. He went for long walks with me into the sunset. I loved him more than anyone else in my life.
Never. And I don't plan on it.
No, but that would be really cool. I LOVE LLAMAS!

4

If you had a pet llama, what would you name it?

Nothing, because I wouldn't have a llama.
Angelina/Katrina/Liam/Derek/Lily/Colin/Dakota
Fred/Bob/Rick/George/Larry/Sam/Sarah/Lisa
Round. Like cheese.

5

What color is your dream llama?

Brown.
Purple.
Blue with a hint of lime green.
Yellow. Like cheese.

6

Would you buy your llama birthday presents every year?

I'd consider it.
Duh!
Heck no!
I'd give it cheese.

7

You are in a helicopter. A llama is the pilot and you have just realized this. You exclaim,

"Eep...well... I guess this is pretty cool."
"I LIKE CHEEEEEEEESE!"
"GET ME DOWN. GET ME DOWN! I DON'T TRUST LLAMAS WEARING HATS!"
"SWEET, man!"

8

If you were a llama, what would you do?

I would buy a lollipop for myself.
I would die inside.
I would be so happy I'd cry!
I would eat cheese.

9

In your opinion, could a llama drive a car?

ARE YOU CRAZY?
Why not? Llamas are people too.
Only if the steering wheel was made of cheese.
I guess so.

10

Have you been answering with the "cheese" answers this whole time? Be honest...

I LIKE llamas. I wouldn't do that.
No. I'm being truthful.
OOH! Are we talking about cheese?
Maybe...*Hides face in shame*

Comments (3)

Tghu (78590)

613 days ago

“You and llamas would not get along nicely at all. Either that or you've been answering all the questions with "cheese".

HOW DARE U DIS-RESPECT THE MIGHTY CHEEEEEESE!

CheeseMan (73449)

696 days ago

CHEESE IS SO GOOD I LOVE CHEESE

Wild/Rosie (01866)

795 days ago

I am GREAT with llamas!!! Yaaaaaay

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