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The Monkey Quiz!

10 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2005-02-15 - 45,129 taken - 9 people like it

Are you a monkey? Is your friend a monkey? Is your cat a monkey? Click here to find out!

1

Which of these colors do you like best?

yellow, green
All the colors
Monkey no speak English!
Blue, violet
Red, orange

2

What is your favorite food?

Doorknobs!
Bananas!
Humans!
Pencils!

3

OO OO EE EE!

Hey! I made up that word!
WTF?
No, your wrong, it's OOh! Eee Eee Ahah!

4

Do you like monkeys?

They're ok.
No way Jose!
All types, all shapes of monkey l like!
I have one for a pet!

5

Have you ever...

Had the maniacal urge to swing from chandeliers and other hanging things?

Um, not really, well, maybe sort of...
What kind of crazy sicky are you?
Ooh, yes!

6

Did you actually do it?

Yes!
I never wanted to in the first place!
No. Bummer.

7

Did you score less than 85 on any IQ test you took?

No way! I am not stupid!
What is IQ? Me monkey no know IQ.
No, I have never taken an IQ test.

8

How many types of monkey can you name?

20-50
0-5
10-20
5-10

9

Do you have fleas?

Yes.
No. I am not a dog.
No monkeys have fleas! We clean! Maybe me has fleas.

10

Last but not least, do you think you are a monkey?

maybe...
YES! Better yet, I KNOW I am a monkey!
No, stupid.

Comments (3)

MonkeyMarrisa (14857)

990 days ago

I am close to monkeydom yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

YASHASREE (54751)

1016 days ago

AFTER I SUBMIT SHOW ME ANSWERS

kamatchi sundari (87697)

2548 days ago

i is toooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad

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