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Do I Spoil My Kitty Cat? Quiz

10 Questions - Developed by: Awww cute wittle kitty witty - Updated on: 2004-08-15 - 34,544 taken - 3 people like it

Do you spoil your kitty? Take this quiz to find out.

1

Kitty has just made a poopy mess on your nice new carpet. How do you handle the situation?

BAD KITTY! *Rubs kitty nose in poop and puts in litter box*
Bummer. *Picks up kitty and puts outside*
Ohh! I better go wipe her precious tushy! *Picks up kitty and pets*

2

What does kitty get for her meal?

She gets canned cat food.
She gets tuna, salmon, steak, and chicken (not canned cat food) in her own real crystal dish with an added parsley leaf.
She gets dry cat food. She is JUST a CAT!

3

Kitty starts clawing on your furniture. What do you do?

*slaps kitty a good one* NO!
Arrgh! Noooo kitty!
*Picks up kitty and pets* She was just doing what kitties naturally do!

4

What is kitty's bed?

She sleeps on her own soft pillow that is filled with the softest feathers and catnip. She has her own pillow and blanket. Her pillow can even be a heated or cooled.
She sleeps wherever she wants.
She DOESN'T need a bed!

5

What is your kitty's name? (or if it isn't which would you name kitty?)

Cat's don't need names!
Mittens
Princess/Prince

6

Do you massage your kitty?

YES! My precious gets massages EVERY day! Only the best for my little snookums!
No, I might if kitty really needed it though.
WHAT? Massage a CAT? No way! Why do you think they lick themselves?

7

Kitty wants to cuddle, but you are trying to sleep. What happens?

*Tosses kitty off of bed and goes to sleep or tries to*
*Pets kitty for a little while then tries to go to sleep*
*Picks up kitty, kisses, and pets* Kitty needs her/his toys!

8

You left your food you dished up out. Kitty has had it for lunch. Now what?

Awww! The kitty liked it!
NO! *Smacks kitty*
GREAT! *Goes to get more*

9

How many toys does your kitty have?

Too many to count! ONLY the best for my angel!
NONE! She/he doesn't need toys. She/he is just fine without them
About 3 that is enough.

10

Is your kitty a brat? (or will she/he grow up to be a brat?)

NO WAY!
Probably
I doubt it.

Comments (1)

Poopy (20341)

1399 days ago

kewl I ate your beans

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