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Do I Spoil My Kitty Cat? Quiz

10 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2004-08-15 - 34,998 taken - 3 people like it

Do you spoil your kitty? Take this quiz to find out.

1

Kitty has just made a poopy mess on your nice new carpet. How do you handle the situation?

Bummer. *Picks up kitty and puts outside*
BAD KITTY! *Rubs kitty nose in poop and puts in litter box*
Ohh! I better go wipe her precious tushy! *Picks up kitty and pets*

2

What does kitty get for her meal?

She gets canned cat food.
She gets tuna, salmon, steak, and chicken (not canned cat food) in her own real crystal dish with an added parsley leaf.
She gets dry cat food. She is JUST a CAT!

3

Kitty starts clawing on your furniture. What do you do?

Arrgh! Noooo kitty!
*Picks up kitty and pets* She was just doing what kitties naturally do!
*slaps kitty a good one* NO!

4

What is kitty's bed?

She sleeps on her own soft pillow that is filled with the softest feathers and catnip. She has her own pillow and blanket. Her pillow can even be a heated or cooled.
She sleeps wherever she wants.
She DOESN'T need a bed!

5

What is your kitty's name? (or if it isn't which would you name kitty?)

Mittens
Cat's don't need names!
Princess/Prince

6

Do you massage your kitty?

YES! My precious gets massages EVERY day! Only the best for my little snookums!
WHAT? Massage a CAT? No way! Why do you think they lick themselves?
No, I might if kitty really needed it though.

7

Kitty wants to cuddle, but you are trying to sleep. What happens?

*Tosses kitty off of bed and goes to sleep or tries to*
*Pets kitty for a little while then tries to go to sleep*
*Picks up kitty, kisses, and pets* Kitty needs her/his toys!

8

You left your food you dished up out. Kitty has had it for lunch. Now what?

GREAT! *Goes to get more*
Awww! The kitty liked it!
NO! *Smacks kitty*

9

How many toys does your kitty have?

About 3 that is enough.
Too many to count! ONLY the best for my angel!
NONE! She/he doesn't need toys. She/he is just fine without them

10

Is your kitty a brat? (or will she/he grow up to be a brat?)

I doubt it.
Probably
NO WAY!

Comments (1)

Poopy (20341)

1696 days ago

kewl I ate your beans

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