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Jeff's Government-Sanctioned Test of Genius and Bunny Rabbits

10 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2005-02-01 - 5,637 taken - User Rating: 2.8 of 5 - 54 votes

How well you know trivial crap that no one cares about?

1

What type of people generally pisses Jeff off because they are complete idiots and use no common sense?

Marie Calender
Republicans
The all-Mexican, no-speak-English crew at the McD's at Fuqua and the Gulf Frwy
Bipolars

2

Which of these combinations describe the usage of letters in the English language starting with the most-used?

SUPERCALIFRADULICIOUSEXPEALADOCIOUS
ETAOSINRHLDCUMBPWFGVKJXQZ
EAOSTHIRLNCDMUBPWFGVKJXQZ
ETAOSINRHLDUMBCPBWFGVKJXQZ
GEORGEBUSHISADUMBASSANDWEREDOOMED

3

If it were legal, which of these toys would Jeff play with the other kids with?

Barbed Wire
Pick Ax
Industrial-Strength Glue
Rainbow Bright
Claw Hammer

4

What is the capital of Ethiopia?

Al Aklahama
Addis Ababa
Captaincrunchville
Asdis Biza
Kamanawanalaya

5

By January 20, 2009, what will have happened?

No Constitution will exist and we'll wander the streets naked.
Fruit Loops will send out 5 lucky Golden Tickets in cereal boxes and winners will receive absolutely nothing.
The '80's will be 'in'.
Play-Dough will be banned in 42 states.
Ronald McDonald will be bought out by an escort service and seen cross-dressing somewhere in Vegas.

6

When's the best time to go Christmas caroling?

Canadian Boxing Day
Memorial Day
Jeff's Birthday
Christmas Eve
Columbus Day

7

What is Jeff's time-honored hobby?

Soliciting Bibles at Wal-Mart
Crochet
Make up artistry at Neiman Marcus
Cooking small animals in an Easy Bake Oven
Anarchy

8

If at first you don't succeed..........

order pizzas for strangers you randomly selected from the phone book.
go on a cruise.
odds are you were a failure in the first place.
say 3 Hail Mary's and go to sleep.
try, try again.

9

After a hurricane passes, you should immediately

sell your children for slave labor during the clean up.
make sure your neighbors and friends are OK.
sing a happy song.
find downed power lines and play jump rope with all your friends.
loot.

10

Do you know the Betty Botter tongue twister?

That information is classified.
Maybe
No
Maybe you do know, but you forget you knew and then when you tried to figure out you knew, you realized you didn't know because knowing what wasn't known couldn't be known by those that knew.
Yes

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