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Which animal are you?

20 Questions - Developed by: Gus - Developed on: 2007-08-15 - 14,060 taken - User Rating: 2.2 of 5 - 11 votes

Llamageddon - The Test

1

Look! It's a mouse trap!

Bother.
Ew. A mouse trap.
Spring the trap!
Cheese!
Woof.

2

I need to cross the river...

I need to cross a what?
Plane.
Tarzan style.
Ew. A river.
Swim across.

3

OMG. Someone stole food from my fridge.

Ew. Someone stole food from my fridge.
Whine.
Investigate.
Ooga ooga.
Forward, march!

4

Does God exist?

Maybe. Wait. Maybe not.
My answer is the opposite of others say.
Yeah, all right.
Behold!
What's a God?

5

My vocabulary...

10 000 words
60 000 words
5 000 words
30 000 words
3 words

6

I am...

Forgiving.
Llamatic.
Hypocritical.
Smelly.
Cheesy.

7

You suck!

You suck more.
Why...?
Oh, burn.
Oh, come on.
Moron.

8

Complete the pattern...
12 = 6
6 = 3
3 = ...

One.
Five.
This is retarded.
One point five.
Twelve?

9

How willing are you to admit defeat and move on?

Never! I never loose!
Pretty.
You first.
Sure, I guess.
Not that willing, but if necessary.

10

Your house is being robbed.

Call the cops.
Ew. A thief.
AH!
Single-handedly take down the thief.
Oh, he can stay for a while.

11

A free biscuit!

...Poisonous.
Crunch. Crunch.
Wags tail!
Gee, thanks.
I don't want YOUR biscuit.

12

I look like a...

Mouse.
Geek.
Gigantic ape.
Teddy bear.
Hairy snout-like thingy.

13

Your friend is caught in a fight.

Help the enemy. I mean...
Help him.
Heh. I can find a new friend easy.
Run into the fight and fart.
The Emperor protects!

14

OMG. A bloodsucking monster!

They don't exist.
You shall not pass!
Attempt to bring it down single-handedly.
AH!
Please sir. Can we be friends?

15

My favourite colour is...

I'm colour blind.
Green.
Red.
Yellow.
The colour you hate.

16

A stranger killed your dog with a shovel.

I don't have a smelly dog.
Blasphemous!
I forgive you.
Idiot. That wasn't my dog.
NOOO!

17

I am currently taking...

English Level 3
English Level -204
English Level 1
English Level 2
English Level 4

18

To move from one place to another...

Waddle.
Glide.
Hop.
Walk.
Roll.

19

There is a traitor amongst us!

Yeah, right. Moron.
Burn the heretic!
Sniffs.
Seek and destroy!
Where?

20

I am...

Uglier
Not ugly.
Ugliest.
Cutely ugly.
Cheeky.

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