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Which animal are you?

20 Questions - Developed by: Gus - Developed on: 2007-08-15 - 14,134 taken - User Rating: 2.2 of 5 - 11 votes

Llamageddon - The Test

1

Look! It's a mouse trap!

Ew. A mouse trap.
Bother.
Woof.
Spring the trap!
Cheese!

2

I need to cross the river...

Swim across.
Tarzan style.
Ew. A river.
I need to cross a what?
Plane.

3

OMG. Someone stole food from my fridge.

Forward, march!
Whine.
Ooga ooga.
Ew. Someone stole food from my fridge.
Investigate.

4

Does God exist?

Yeah, all right.
Maybe. Wait. Maybe not.
My answer is the opposite of others say.
What's a God?
Behold!

5

My vocabulary...

5 000 words
30 000 words
60 000 words
10 000 words
3 words

6

I am...

Hypocritical.
Smelly.
Forgiving.
Llamatic.
Cheesy.

7

You suck!

Moron.
You suck more.
Why...?
Oh, come on.
Oh, burn.

8

Complete the pattern...
12 = 6
6 = 3
3 = ...

One point five.
Five.
Twelve?
One.
This is retarded.

9

How willing are you to admit defeat and move on?

Sure, I guess.
Pretty.
Never! I never loose!
Not that willing, but if necessary.
You first.

10

Your house is being robbed.

Oh, he can stay for a while.
AH!
Ew. A thief.
Single-handedly take down the thief.
Call the cops.

11

A free biscuit!

...Poisonous.
Gee, thanks.
Crunch. Crunch.
Wags tail!
I don't want YOUR biscuit.

12

I look like a...

Gigantic ape.
Geek.
Mouse.
Hairy snout-like thingy.
Teddy bear.

13

Your friend is caught in a fight.

Help him.
Run into the fight and fart.
Heh. I can find a new friend easy.
Help the enemy. I mean...
The Emperor protects!

14

OMG. A bloodsucking monster!

Attempt to bring it down single-handedly.
Please sir. Can we be friends?
AH!
They don't exist.
You shall not pass!

15

My favourite colour is...

I'm colour blind.
Green.
The colour you hate.
Yellow.
Red.

16

A stranger killed your dog with a shovel.

Blasphemous!
I don't have a smelly dog.
NOOO!
Idiot. That wasn't my dog.
I forgive you.

17

I am currently taking...

English Level 1
English Level 2
English Level -204
English Level 4
English Level 3

18

To move from one place to another...

Glide.
Walk.
Waddle.
Roll.
Hop.

19

There is a traitor amongst us!

Sniffs.
Burn the heretic!
Yeah, right. Moron.
Seek and destroy!
Where?

20

I am...

Cheeky.
Not ugly.
Uglier
Cutely ugly.
Ugliest.

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