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Are You a Horse or a Human? Quiz

15 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2011-02-15 - 37,622 taken - User Rating: 3.1 of 5 - 20 votes - 19 people like it

Are you as crazy about and united with horses as I am? I sincerely doubt it. Do you think and act like a horse without realizing it, as I do? Let's see.

1

What do you eat, and how do you eat it?

With a knife and fork like civilized people
My family says I eat like a horse. I can't help that I'm always hungry
I eat cereal/muesli out of a bowl with my mouth, and like to sample horse food products
I eat bushels of carrots and apples

2

Do you ever act like a horse?

I used to when I was little, but I wouldn't now because I don't want to be laughed at
I just like to high-jump
I prance around and make neighing noises sometimes
I can trot, can'ter, jump, etc., on my hands and feet like a horse

3

Do you like having your personal space? If so, how do you maintain it?

I don't mind if it's my friends
I tell them to get out of my bubble
I warn people with a glare, and if they stay close, I kick back at them
I don't care, unless they are my enemies

4

You are watching a school team compete. What are you most likely doing?

Trotting around pretending I'm the winning horse
Cheering loudly
I watch the team, then find something to jump on all fours
Watching

5

Do you ever tie ropes around your neck, then pull back just to watch them break?

My friends and I tie each other up when we play
No, I'd choke!
Only if the knot were loose
Often

6

Ever make horse noises, either on cue or automatically without thinking?

Yes. I can neigh and horses actually respond.
I wouldn't try
Yes, I'm OK at it, but I'm not that good
I try, but I fail.

7

You see a horse being ridden, either at a show or just along a road. What do you think?

Just watch it go by.
I carefully watch its movements to perfect my own if needed.
I watch how it's being ridden. Some people can be mean.
Look at its pretty features.

8

Do you find yourself picking up a horse's habits?

No ... I'm not that obsessed
I don't think so ...
I chew random surfaces, dig the ground with my feet, roll in water..
I push and shove my friends and sometimes I'm bossy

9

Do/have you ever put a real horse's bit in your mouth or found some other piece of metal to use?

Yes, all the time. I use bands for my wrists and suspenders as a breastplate
Once or twice, I've used random stuff I find around
Maybe ... Maybe not
Gross never

10

Have you ever been called a freak or obsessive?

No, I love horses, but I'm normal ...
Yes, and it hurt, so I don't do horse stuff anymore. Or I do it in privacy.
I can't count how many times. I learn to ignore it and acknowledge I'm different.
Yea, a few times. I slap them.

11

What's the biggest thing you've ever jumped?

I don't jump well
A wire fence
A 1m30+ pole on hands and feet
About 1m20 in high-jump at school

12

What do you do when you're itchy?

Rub against a tree:)
Put on itching ointment
Scratch?
Bite the itchy spot or roll roughly on the ground

13

Do you give your friends rides on your back?

Like a piggy back?
Yup, we take turns until our back is sore.
Yes. I even buck off little kids that want to ride me.
No. It's weird.

14

Do you like salt, molasses and granulated garlic?

Yes, I get in trouble for eating too much.
No, it's disgusting.
Garlic is YUM.
I like salt on my food.

15

What is your age? Please answer truthfully. I'll tell you mine.

Under 12
14-15 (My age)
10-12
16+

Comments (13)

horse crazy gurll (09257)

121 days ago

horses4life you and i are almost the same. people shoud make betterr tests cause this one is absolute trash

Horses4life (09257)

148 days ago

Omg. I love horses and I am totally obsessed. My sister and I take lessons on horseback. I wish I was a horse. This test is garbage cause it says that I'm not horse crazy, but ask my family. Lol

THE ITNERNET (08998)

509 days ago

Mark zuckerbug

SLAY (08998)

509 days ago

slay

Hello (08998)

509 days ago

I need to speka to the hosrse

Font (08998)

509 days ago

I wish i was a horse.

phillip (62635)

631 days ago

my mom says HORSES are for SKINNY boys only she says i am FAT FAT FAT boy!!!

- philip

I'M NOT A HORSE (26210)

886 days ago

NAY, NAY, NAY, NAY, NAY. I won't jump to any conclusions about you, so for the behoof of all, don't do so about me! This is a great insult to my existence! I'd rather you shot me right now than go on living! I am in agony over it. You people just make these tests and think it's ok to ride and trample all over me? Nay, I say.

Apparently not a horse (11315)

886 days ago

Sadge, I really wanted to be a horse.

horse crazy (54251)

937 days ago

i'm horse crazy this test is awful ,it said i'm not horse crazy ,work on it this is a rubbish test.

Katherine (34294)

1297 days ago

My mom says if i keep acting like a horse or wolf she will put me out side with my dog.

LOST_INFINITY (61450)

1321 days ago

WHAA I'M HORSE CRAZY AND IT SAID I WASN'TSO Yea this isn't the best quiz

Buttewscowtch *v* (91524)

1511 days ago

MMM me horse, HAYYYYY good test work on it thanks! @horsies
Yes that's right I am a horse. Certified horse/ Y

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