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Are you a horse or human?

15 Questions - Developed by: SpiritAlpha - Developed on: 2011-02-15 - 35,238 taken - User Rating: 3.1 of 5 - 20 votes - 10 people like it

Are you as crazy and united to horses as I am? I doubt it very much. Do you really think and act like a horse on a daily basis without realizing it as I do? Lets see.

1

What/how do you eat your food?

I eat lots of carrots and apples
I eat cereal/muesli out of a bowl with my mouth and I like to sample horse products
With a knife and fork like civilized people
My family say I eat like a horse. I cant help it that I'm always hungry

2

Do you ever act like a horse?

I can trot, canter, jump and everything on my hands and feet like a horse
I prance around and make neighing noises sometimes
Not really... I just like high-jump and stuff
I used to when I was little but I wouldn't ever now in case I'm laughed at

3

Do you like having your personal space? If so, how do you maintain it?

I warn people with a glare and if they stay close I kick back at them
I tell them to get out of my bubble
I don't really mind if it's my friends
I don't really care, unless they are my enemies

4

You are watching a school team compete in a competition. What are you most likely doing?

Watching...
Cheering really loudly
Trotting around pretending your the winning horse
I watch the team then find something to jump. On fours.

5

Do you ever tie ropes around your neck and pull back just to watch them break?

Me and my friends tie each other up when we play
Only if the knot was really loose
No, I'd choke!
Lots of times.

6

Ever make horse noises, either on cue or automatically without thinking?

Yes I'm OK at it but I'm not that good
I try, but I fail.
I wouldn't try
Yes. I can neigh and horses actually respond.

7

You see a horse being ridden, either at a show or just along a road. What do you think?

Just watch it go by.
Look at its pretty features.
I carefully watch it's movements to perfect my own if needed.
I watch how it's being ridden. Some people can be mean.

8

Do you find yourself picking up a horse's habits?

No... I'm not that obsessed
I don't think so...
I chew random surfaces, dig the ground with my feet, roll in water..
I push and shove my friends and sometimes I'm bossy

9

Do/have you ever put a real horse's bit in your mouth or found some other piece of metal to use?

Yes all the time.I use bands for my wrists and suspenders as a breastplate
Maybe... Maybe not
Once or twice I've used random stuff I find around
Gross never

10

Have you ever been called a freak or obsessive?

No, I love horses but I'm normal...
Yes, and it hurt so I don't do horse stuff anymore. Or I do it in privacy
Yea a few times. I slap them
I cant count how many times. I learn to ignore it and acknowledge I'm different

11

Whats the biggest thing you've ever jumped?

A 1m30+ pole on hands and feet
About 1m20 in high-jump at school
I don't jump well
A wire fence

12

What do you do when you're itchy?

Put on itching ointment
Rub against a tree:)
Bite the itchy spot or roll roughly on the ground
Scratch..?

13

Do you give your friends rides on your back?

Yes. I even buck off little kids that want to ride me.
Yup we take turns until our back is sore
Like a piggy back?
No. Its weird

14

Do you like salt, molasses and granulated garlic?

Yes, I get in trouble for eating too much
I like salt on my food
No its disgusting
Garlic is YUM

15

What is your age? Please answer truthfully. I'll tell you mine.

14-15 (My age)
10-12
Under 12
16+

Comments (6)

horse crazy (54251)

46 days ago

i'm horse crazy this test is awful ,it said i'm not horse crazy ,work on it this is a rubbish test.

Katherine (34294)

405 days ago

My mom says if i keep acting like a horse or wolf she will put me out side with my dog.

LOST_INFINITY (61450)

429 days ago

WHAA I'M HORSE CRAZY AND IT SAID I WASN'TSO Yea this isn't the best quiz

Buttewscowtch *v* (91524)

620 days ago

MMM me horse, HAYYYYY good test work on it thanks! @horsies
Yes that's right I am a horse. Certified horse/ Y

Serenity (40430)

1065 days ago

Ok, your test is wrong!!! I am a horse loving freak and it said i was not horse crazy and i know that i am horse crazy! You test wasn't even close to being correct

Arabella (35063)

1217 days ago

this quiz is absolutely rubbish
it is the worst quiz i have ever done

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