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Are you a horse or human?

15 Questions - Developed by: SpiritAlpha - Developed on: 2011-02-15 - 35,444 taken - User Rating: 3.1 of 5 - 20 votes - 10 people like it

Are you as crazy and united to horses as I am? I doubt it very much. Do you really think and act like a horse on a daily basis without realizing it as I do? Lets see.

1

What/how do you eat your food?

I eat lots of carrots and apples
With a knife and fork like civilized people
I eat cereal/muesli out of a bowl with my mouth and I like to sample horse products
My family say I eat like a horse. I cant help it that I'm always hungry

2

Do you ever act like a horse?

I prance around and make neighing noises sometimes
I can trot, canter, jump and everything on my hands and feet like a horse
I used to when I was little but I wouldn't ever now in case I'm laughed at
Not really... I just like high-jump and stuff

3

Do you like having your personal space? If so, how do you maintain it?

I don't really mind if it's my friends
I warn people with a glare and if they stay close I kick back at them
I tell them to get out of my bubble
I don't really care, unless they are my enemies

4

You are watching a school team compete in a competition. What are you most likely doing?

Cheering really loudly
Trotting around pretending your the winning horse
Watching...
I watch the team then find something to jump. On fours.

5

Do you ever tie ropes around your neck and pull back just to watch them break?

Only if the knot was really loose
Me and my friends tie each other up when we play
No, I'd choke!
Lots of times.

6

Ever make horse noises, either on cue or automatically without thinking?

Yes I'm OK at it but I'm not that good
I wouldn't try
Yes. I can neigh and horses actually respond.
I try, but I fail.

7

You see a horse being ridden, either at a show or just along a road. What do you think?

I carefully watch it's movements to perfect my own if needed.
Just watch it go by.
Look at its pretty features.
I watch how it's being ridden. Some people can be mean.

8

Do you find yourself picking up a horse's habits?

I chew random surfaces, dig the ground with my feet, roll in water..
No... I'm not that obsessed
I push and shove my friends and sometimes I'm bossy
I don't think so...

9

Do/have you ever put a real horse's bit in your mouth or found some other piece of metal to use?

Once or twice I've used random stuff I find around
Yes all the time.I use bands for my wrists and suspenders as a breastplate
Gross never
Maybe... Maybe not

10

Have you ever been called a freak or obsessive?

I cant count how many times. I learn to ignore it and acknowledge I'm different
No, I love horses but I'm normal...
Yea a few times. I slap them
Yes, and it hurt so I don't do horse stuff anymore. Or I do it in privacy

11

Whats the biggest thing you've ever jumped?

About 1m20 in high-jump at school
A wire fence
I don't jump well
A 1m30+ pole on hands and feet

12

What do you do when you're itchy?

Put on itching ointment
Scratch..?
Rub against a tree:)
Bite the itchy spot or roll roughly on the ground

13

Do you give your friends rides on your back?

Yup we take turns until our back is sore
Like a piggy back?
No. Its weird
Yes. I even buck off little kids that want to ride me.

14

Do you like salt, molasses and granulated garlic?

I like salt on my food
Garlic is YUM
Yes, I get in trouble for eating too much
No its disgusting

15

What is your age? Please answer truthfully. I'll tell you mine.

10-12
Under 12
14-15 (My age)
16+

Comments (8)

I'M NOT A HORSE (26210)

15 days ago

NAY, NAY, NAY, NAY, NAY. I won't jump to any conclusions about you, so for the behoof of all, don't do so about me! This is a great insult to my existence! I'd rather you shot me right now than go on living! I am in agony over it. You people just make these tests and think it's ok to ride and trample all over me? Nay, I say.

Apparently not a horse (11315)

15 days ago

Sadge, I really wanted to be a horse.

horse crazy (54251)

66 days ago

i'm horse crazy this test is awful ,it said i'm not horse crazy ,work on it this is a rubbish test.

Katherine (34294)

426 days ago

My mom says if i keep acting like a horse or wolf she will put me out side with my dog.

LOST_INFINITY (61450)

449 days ago

WHAA I'M HORSE CRAZY AND IT SAID I WASN'TSO Yea this isn't the best quiz

Buttewscowtch *v* (91524)

640 days ago

MMM me horse, HAYYYYY good test work on it thanks! @horsies
Yes that's right I am a horse. Certified horse/ Y

Serenity (40430)

1086 days ago

Ok, your test is wrong!!! I am a horse loving freak and it said i was not horse crazy and i know that i am horse crazy! You test wasn't even close to being correct

Arabella (35063)

1237 days ago

this quiz is absolutely rubbish
it is the worst quiz i have ever done

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