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Are you a horse or human? Quiz

15 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2011-02-15 - 37,443 taken - User Rating: 3.1 of 5 - 20 votes - 14 people like it

Are you as crazy and united to horses as I am? I doubt it very much. Do you really think and act like a horse on a daily basis without realizing it as I do? Let's see.

1

What/how do you eat your food?

My family say I eat like a horse. I can't help it that I'm always hungry
I eat cereal/muesli out of a bowl with my mouth and I like to sample horse products
With a knife and fork like civilized people
I eat lots of carrots and apples

2

Do you ever act like a horse?

I used to when I was little but I wouldn't ever now in case I'm laughed at
I can trot, can'ter, jump and everything on my hands and feet like a horse
I prance around and make neighing noises sometimes
Not really... I just like high-jump and stuff

3

Do you like having your personal space? If so, how do you maintain it?

I don't really mind if it's my friends
I tell them to get out of my bubble
I don't really care, unless they are my enemies
I warn people with a glare and if they stay close I kick back at them

4

You are watching a school team compete in a competition. What are you most likely doing?

Cheering really loudly
Watching...
Trotting around pretending your the winning horse
I watch the team then find something to jump. On fours.

5

Do you ever tie ropes around your neck and pull back just to watch them break?

Lots of times.
Me and my friends tie each other up when we play
No, I'd choke!
Only if the knot was really loose

6

Ever make horse noises, either on cue or automatically without thinking?

I wouldn't try
I try, but I fail.
Yes. I can neigh and horses actually respond.
Yes I'm OK at it but I'm not that good

7

You see a horse being ridden, either at a show or just along a road. What do you think?

Just watch it go by.
Look at its pretty features.
I carefully watch it's movements to perfect my own if needed.
I watch how it's being ridden. Some people can be mean.

8

Do you find yourself picking up a horse's habits?

I chew random surfaces, dig the ground with my feet, roll in water..
I don't think so...
No... I'm not that obsessed
I push and shove my friends and sometimes I'm bossy

9

Do/have you ever put a real horse's bit in your mouth or found some other piece of metal to use?

Maybe... Maybe not
Yes all the time.I use bands for my wrists and suspenders as a breastplate
Gross never
Once or twice I've used random stuff I find around

10

Have you ever been called a freak or obsessive?

No, I love horses but I'm normal...
Yes, and it hurt so I don't do horse stuff anymore. Or I do it in privacy
I can't count how many times. I learn to ignore it and acknowledge I'm different
Yea a few times. I slap them

11

What's the biggest thing you've ever jumped?

A wire fence
I don't jump well
About 1m20 in high-jump at school
A 1m30+ pole on hands and feet

12

What do you do when you're itchy?

Bite the itchy spot or roll roughly on the ground
Put on itching ointment
Scratch?
Rub against a tree:)

13

Do you give your friends rides on your back?

Yup we take turns until our back is sore
Yes. I even buck off little kids that want to ride me.
No. It's weird
Like a piggy back?

14

Do you like salt, molasses and granulated garlic?

Garlic is YUM
No its disgusting
I like salt on my food
Yes, I get in trouble for eating too much

15

What is your age? Please answer truthfully. I'll tell you mine.

10-12
16+
Under 12
14-15 (My age)

Comments (15)

horse crazy gurll (09257)

4 days ago

horses4life you and i are almost the same. people shoud make betterr tests cause this one is absolute trash

Horses4life (09257)

32 days ago

Omg. I love horses and I am totally obsessed. My sister and I take lessons on horseback. I wish I was a horse. This test is garbage cause it says that I'm not horse crazy, but ask my family. Lol

THE ITNERNET (08998)

392 days ago

Mark zuckerbug

SLAY (08998)

392 days ago

slay

Hello (08998)

392 days ago

I need to speka to the hosrse

Font (08998)

392 days ago

I wish i was a horse.

phillip (62635)

514 days ago

my mom says HORSES are for SKINNY boys only she says i am FAT FAT FAT boy!!!

- philip

I'M NOT A HORSE (26210)

769 days ago

NAY, NAY, NAY, NAY, NAY. I won't jump to any conclusions about you, so for the behoof of all, don't do so about me! This is a great insult to my existence! I'd rather you shot me right now than go on living! I am in agony over it. You people just make these tests and think it's ok to ride and trample all over me? Nay, I say.

Apparently not a horse (11315)

769 days ago

Sadge, I really wanted to be a horse.

horse crazy (54251)

821 days ago

i'm horse crazy this test is awful ,it said i'm not horse crazy ,work on it this is a rubbish test.

Katherine (34294)

1180 days ago

My mom says if i keep acting like a horse or wolf she will put me out side with my dog.

LOST_INFINITY (61450)

1204 days ago

WHAA I'M HORSE CRAZY AND IT SAID I WASN'TSO Yea this isn't the best quiz

Buttewscowtch *v* (91524)

1395 days ago

MMM me horse, HAYYYYY good test work on it thanks! @horsies
Yes that's right I am a horse. Certified horse/ Y

Serenity (40430)

1840 days ago

Ok, your test is wrong!!! I am a horse loving freak and it said i was not horse crazy and i know that i am horse crazy! You test wasn't even close to being correct

Arabella (35063)

1992 days ago

this quiz is absolutely rubbish
it is the worst quiz i have ever done

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