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Are you neglecting your penguin?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2004-12-15 - 6,951 taken

Let me just get to the point. TAKE THIS TEST ABOUT YOUR PENGUIN.

1

Does your penguin act dreary?

Maybe. if you were smart you would know.
NO! NEVER! PENGUINS ARE HAPPY!
Yes. Penguins are stupid and ugly.

2

What color fur does you penguin have?

Pink and purple
Blue and Yellow
Black and white

3

Why did you get your penguin?

They are so cute!
Because they were on sale!
I don't have a penguin. sheesh.

4

Does your penguin have a beak?

*sighs* ya, duh
don't know, let me go check
what is a beak?

5

How often do u see your penguin everyday?

When I see him-Duh!
Never
At two times-when my eyes are open, and when they are closed.

6

What did you name your penguin or what name would you like to name your penguin?

Henry
Wittle
Other
Lester

7

How often does your penguin take a shower?

My mommy does it for me, wait - I don't have a penguin
When a speck of dirt gets on him/her
When the bird is supposed to

8

Do not answer this question - I repeat do not answer this question.

It isn't a question
Why should I? I won't get a good score!
-

9

Why did you take this test?

What does that have to do with anything?
Because I love my penguin!
Because it said to in the description.

10

Do you even have a penguin?

In my mind I do
NO
Yes. of course. Why would I take this test?

Comments (1)

BTS yoongi (06953)

1729 days ago

Penguins are amazing I really want one

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