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All Powerful Penguin Test

15 Questions - Developed by: Mr Peter Penguin - Developed on: 2005-04-15 - 11,776 taken - 2 people like it

The all powerful Penguins rule the world, how much do you know? Are you an all powerful penguin in disguise? FIND OUT!

1

Are you an all powerful penguin?

Erm... I think I left the gas on....*runs out of door and drives off*
Yes
What's that then?
No
I thought you were meant to tell me?

2

Do you believe in ALL POWERFUL PENGUINS?

no
maybe...
yes
I AM ONE
What are they?

3

Actually this test isn't about Alll Powerrrfulll Pennnguiiinsss at all, which animal do you prefer out of these options?

Erm, does the devil count as an animal? The Devil then.
Giraffe. They have necks that make me feel good about myself.
ALL POWERFUL PENGUINS
HUMANS! They look good in my cage.
Rabbit, but an ugly one without much fur and a gammy eye

4

Ooops, that was still a little bit about all powerful penguins. Sorry, no more. What is your preference?

I don't know, but I like it a certain shade of pink
Mice
Well it's black and white and very powerful....
I don't really have one, I'm quite versatile you know.
Toasters

5

Interesting, did you know you were so weird before taking this test?

This test is weird, not me. I'm normallll. Where'd I put my cacti?
I don't like being picked on *sniff*
Of course, who doesn't?
I AM NOT WEIRD, I'M ALL POWERFUL. I WILL DESTROY YOU!
No, but I do get strange looks, and letters, and yells come to think of it.

6

How many points would you like for this question? You are being scored you know, the higher your score the worse off you are.

987332
2
four point five seven six eight nine zero seven and a quarter
1
0

7

Have you forgotten about the whole All Powerful Penguins fiasco yet? They don't really exist, I just made them up to tempt you into this quiz.

You cannot fool me. I am confused though.
This is a ploy, they do exist, it's a trick. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! RUN FOR THE HILLS
I could never forget, I AM AN ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN
There is no answer 5
Oh yeah! That whole Penguin thing, that was weird, I'm glad it's over.

8

There is no question eight.

Ermm...*head explodes*
THE ALL POWERFUL PENGUINS HAVE TAKEN OVER!
Yes there is!
Oh, well let's move on quickly then, I got to get back to work...
I like the internet

9

Oh dear, I've done it again, there is no question nine.

I hate the internet
ARGH! I can't cope with this! Do they exist or what?
Erm... okay.
I AM NOT PLEASED WITH THIS
What is this? There is! I'm answering it now! How can you say I'm not?

10

This is a question, were back to normal. Sorry about that.

Thank God, I couldn't cope with that weird stuff.
Oh.
Ooops, I wasn't paying attention, what?
I AM AN ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN!
But, this is no more of a question then the questions that were'nt....

11

What's your favorite tea?

The type that's coffee
Oooo, I like that stuff that come from trees, that's tasty
Anything herbal, THAT I CAN CRUSH, I'M ALL POWERFUL
Anything that tastes of penguins
I like them all equally.

12

Why are you denying that you are an ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN? I can see you, I know who you are, I'm watching. They said I was crazy but now I HAVE PROOF! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You know I am not really Bra Nose but Aluraha?
I'm not a penguin, but I am all powerful...
You cannot prove anything. I remain in plausible deniability...
Dang and blast, I guess the jig is up, I'll come quietly
I'm not powerful, but I am far too flower-full.

13

I know you are not an all powerful penguin, for it is I that is the all powerful penguin. I have a badge and everything.

I'm confused
No! I AM AN ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN!
Well that's a turn up for the books, I thought they didn't exist!
*shock* *horror* *thud*
I knew it all along!

14

Not really...

I KNOW, I AM AN ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN
I knew it all along!
ARRGH! My God what a revelation!
eh?
Stop playing with my emotions!

15

Ok, so what have you learnt?

All powerful penguins exist but don't do much with their power
You are strange and evil.
All powerful penguins exist and control all.
All powerful penguins do not exist, it was a cruel hoax
I am not an all powerful penguin

Comments (3)

ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN! (75730)

881 days ago

You know know too much. I'm leaving the country.

Or am I...?

Yes, I am.

BTS yoongi (06953)

1157 days ago

Lol this test is older than me

BTS yoongi (06953)

1157 days ago

:D powerful penguins

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