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All Powerful Penguin Test

15 Questions - Developed by: Mr Peter Penguin - Developed on: 2005-04-15 - 11,597 taken - 2 people like it

The all powerful Penguins rule the world, how much do you know? Are you an all powerful penguin in disguise? FIND OUT!

1

Are you an all powerful penguin?

I thought you were meant to tell me?
Yes
Erm... I think I left the gas on....*runs out of door and drives off*
No
What's that then?

2

Do you believe in ALL POWERFUL PENGUINS?

yes
maybe...
no
What are they?
I AM ONE

3

Actually this test isn't about Alll Powerrrfulll Pennnguiiinsss at all, which animal do you prefer out of these options?

Giraffe. They have necks that make me feel good about myself.
Rabbit, but an ugly one without much fur and a gammy eye
ALL POWERFUL PENGUINS
HUMANS! They look good in my cage.
Erm, does the devil count as an animal? The Devil then.

4

Ooops, that was still a little bit about all powerful penguins. Sorry, no more. What is your preference?

Well it's black and white and very powerful....
I don't know, but I like it a certain shade of pink
I don't really have one, I'm quite versatile you know.
Mice
Toasters

5

Interesting, did you know you were so weird before taking this test?

Of course, who doesn't?
I don't like being picked on *sniff*
I AM NOT WEIRD, I'M ALL POWERFUL. I WILL DESTROY YOU!
No, but I do get strange looks, and letters, and yells come to think of it.
This test is weird, not me. I'm normallll. Where'd I put my cacti?

6

How many points would you like for this question? You are being scored you know, the higher your score the worse off you are.

987332
0
2
four point five seven six eight nine zero seven and a quarter
1

7

Have you forgotten about the whole All Powerful Penguins fiasco yet? They don't really exist, I just made them up to tempt you into this quiz.

This is a ploy, they do exist, it's a trick. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! RUN FOR THE HILLS
You cannot fool me. I am confused though.
There is no answer 5
I could never forget, I AM AN ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN
Oh yeah! That whole Penguin thing, that was weird, I'm glad it's over.

8

There is no question eight.

Ermm...*head explodes*
Yes there is!
Oh, well let's move on quickly then, I got to get back to work...
I like the internet
THE ALL POWERFUL PENGUINS HAVE TAKEN OVER!

9

Oh dear, I've done it again, there is no question nine.

Erm... okay.
I AM NOT PLEASED WITH THIS
I hate the internet
What is this? There is! I'm answering it now! How can you say I'm not?
ARGH! I can't cope with this! Do they exist or what?

10

This is a question, were back to normal. Sorry about that.

But, this is no more of a question then the questions that were'nt....
Ooops, I wasn't paying attention, what?
Oh.
I AM AN ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN!
Thank God, I couldn't cope with that weird stuff.

11

What's your favorite tea?

Oooo, I like that stuff that come from trees, that's tasty
The type that's coffee
Anything herbal, THAT I CAN CRUSH, I'M ALL POWERFUL
I like them all equally.
Anything that tastes of penguins

12

Why are you denying that you are an ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN? I can see you, I know who you are, I'm watching. They said I was crazy but now I HAVE PROOF! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You know I am not really Bra Nose but Aluraha?
You cannot prove anything. I remain in plausible deniability...
Dang and blast, I guess the jig is up, I'll come quietly
I'm not powerful, but I am far too flower-full.
I'm not a penguin, but I am all powerful...

13

I know you are not an all powerful penguin, for it is I that is the all powerful penguin. I have a badge and everything.

No! I AM AN ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN!
Well that's a turn up for the books, I thought they didn't exist!
*shock* *horror* *thud*
I'm confused
I knew it all along!

14

Not really...

eh?
I knew it all along!
I KNOW, I AM AN ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN
Stop playing with my emotions!
ARRGH! My God what a revelation!

15

Ok, so what have you learnt?

You are strange and evil.
All powerful penguins exist and control all.
All powerful penguins do not exist, it was a cruel hoax
All powerful penguins exist but don't do much with their power
I am not an all powerful penguin

Comments (3)

ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN! (75730)

515 days ago

You know know too much. I'm leaving the country.

Or am I...?

Yes, I am.

BTS yoongi (06953)

791 days ago

Lol this test is older than me

BTS yoongi (06953)

791 days ago

:D powerful penguins

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