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Are you a penguin?

10 Questions - Developed by: PenguinMan - Developed on: 2005-06-01 - 11,233 taken

Are you a human or a penguin? Take this quiz to find out!

1

Where do you live?

In Antarctica
In a city
In the country

2

What color are you?

Peach
Tan
Black and White
Black

3

Are you cold?

Get a Life
No
Yes

4

Do you like rubber chickens?

No
I like rubber penguins
Yes

5

Are you a donkey?

Yes
Depends...
No
I'm a penguin

6

What is your favorite book?

I can't read
Clifford
Harry Potter
Mr. Popper's Penguins

7

If you answered "I can't read" how are you reading this test

Don't ask
My mommy's reading it to me
I said I CAN read
The penguins are reading it to me
Umm...

8

Do you have a beak?

Kind of
What!
Yes and flippers too!
No way!

9

Which phrase below do you like best?

"pretty llamas"
"catnip is yummy"
"penguins rule"
"you're a madman"

10

Am I crazy?

yes
no doubt
no
are you a penguin?

Comments (3)

Oswald (93635)

342 days ago

This appears to be inaccurate and dare I say, contrived and biased. Merely a casual observation.

Bob (83968)

1271 days ago

I AM THE PENGUIN!

Snickerdoodle (66671)

1806 days ago

But I wanted to be a penguin...:)

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