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Are you a penguin test

10 Questions - Developed by: Penguin - Developed on: 2018-03-15 - 3,419 taken - 4 people like it

In this test, you will discover the completely true truth on your species.

1

Do you have wings?

Yes
No, I chopped them off
No, what the hell!
I haven’t checked in a while

2

Do you ever have the urge to swim in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yes, all the time!
Um, no.....(silently putting on bathers)
No!
I don’t have a brain, or thoughts and feelings

3

Do you have a beak?

Yes, it’s a beautiful yellow
No...(hides beak under scarf)
Of course not!
Yes, but it’s got an infection

4

Do you like to eat raw fish?

I have it for breakfast every morning!
Fish is disgusting (closing the door to fish stash)
I only eat cooked fish
Raw fish tastes best with the runt baby penguin as a side

5

Have you got black and white feathers?

Yes, I gloss them every day
No, well, I get them plucked
I have skin like a normal human being!
Yes, and sometimes I eat them

6

What do you do during winter?

I give people free hugs to conserve our warmth
I hide under my blanket pretending I’m catching fish for my mate
I go shopping for winter clothes
I sit on eggs trying to hatch them, but they mostly break

7

What are you afraid of?

Leopard seals because they eat my young
People realising I am a penguin
Spiders
That weird lady penguin trying to move into my house

8

How tall are you?

49cm, I’m a Galapagos penguin
Uhh, normal height...(puts on highest high heels owned)
I’m 1 metre, 67cm
I think I’m an emperor penguin but I’m not sure

9

What kind of feet do you have?

They’re orange
Human feet, but nobody’s ever seen them...
I have human feet
I use the claws on them to clean my teeth

10

What do your arms look like?

They’re flippers
I had flippers but I got a transplant
I have human arms!
I use my fabulous flippers to seduce the ladies

Comments (2)

BTS yoongi (06953)

788 days ago

D: Aww man I'm not a penguin it was my life dreammm

ana (27524)

903 days ago

Lol can achive my drean became pinguin :D

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