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Are You A Total Blond?

12 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2019-02-13 - 20,106 taken - 20 people like it

I am definitely the description of blond, so if you would like to know if you are, this is accurate.

1

Do you ever draw a total blank? (Like forgetting the alphabet, forgetting the name of a country...)

YES!
No, who does that?
I've done it a couple times
Maybe once, but that's a little weird?
Sometimes, but I'll remember

2

When was the last time you walked into a wall? (Let's be honest now...)

Never! Walls do not jump at you, you jump at them
I don't do that much, maybe once or less a month
A few days ago, but I don't do it a lot
This morning
Ouch! That wall just attacked me!

3

Are you lazy? (Aren't we all?)

I'm pretty lazy...
I'm lazy once in a while
Why, I am on the couch right at this very moment!
I'm always active!
I'm not terribly lazy

4

Do people ever look at you and tell you you're weird?

Not really, just maybe one or two people
Aren't we all weird?
Yeah, but not a whole lot
Everyone does, even my BFF
No, I'm quite normal!

5

Do people understand you? (It's a cruel world children)

NO! I'll say something hilarious, and people have no idea what I'm talking about!
I'm pretty sure my message gets through
Well, not everyone understands me but I know a lot of people who do
Nope.
Yes, why not?

6

Will you embarrass yourself just to have fun? (Like jamming out to your favorite song in public, etc...)

Sure, but it can't be too risky
No, my name is my everything! I have dignity
YES of course I will! And anyone with me is at risk!
Sometimes I will, but I should keep a good ego
Not usually. I have to be perceived well!

7

How many times have you been called 'blond' or 'having a blond moment' in your life?

Never, I am the smartest person ever
A lot!
Not much/I'm not blond! (Other hair color)
Here lately more than often
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000+

8

How frequent are your 'blond moments'?

What's a blond moment?
Never!
Likely a few times a week!
I think I have one.... approximately..... every other minute
Maybe monthly

9

You are eating Jimmy John's in the car when you look out your window. Emerging from the shadows is a big... fat... SQUIRREL! What do you do?

Ahh! Yell "SQUIRREL" instinctively! ITTSS MINE!
Look nearby for a dog or something that will eat it
Nothing. It's a squirrel...
Well, I'd pound on the window to see if it jumps. Tehehe
Keep eating. FOOD IS GOOD

10

Do you get obsessed with something easily? (This may or may not apply to holding on to a certain item for long periods of time)

YES I DO! Would you like to see my Michael Jackson pillow? Or perhaps my calendar? I have a 5'9 cutout of him in my bedroom? HE'S BEAUTIFUL (this is an example. You do not have to like MJ to pick this. It is an option for those who obsess easily!)
Not usually, it's a little creepy
No! That's weird. Move on!
Well, honestly, maybe a few things...
I have definitely obsessed over things

11

What is your laugh like?

It's a loud chuckle. HAWHAWHAW
A malicious giggle! HEHEHE
It's just like a... a normally pitched sound, really
Honestly, my laugh changes every week
It's normal I guess? What is wrong with a laugh?

12

Have you ever questioned blondality? (My word, meaning have you ever questioned blonds)

Sure. They're weird, and not exactly smart
I QUESTION MYSELF
No, it's not nice to question people
I haven't thought about it, but I guess I would
No! Totally been there, bruh

Comments (7)

Kadi/dirty blond (95574)

500 days ago

Honestly I hate the dumb blond stereotype when I’m blond and get straight a’s. I mean I get this one was a joke but still , annoying🤦🏼‍♀️

German Girl16 (19368)

513 days ago

I am partially blond.
@#blondie: Hey! That was sometime my name too! You have stolen my name, xD.

#blondie (50994)

540 days ago

This is so incredibly rude. I can not believe this. I am a blonde and this is incredibly offensive.

Kaydee maples (68836)

912 days ago

Total blond I am stupid so that gives it away also this quiz thing is smart it told me I am the smartest in math but I have my blond moments. This is what it said.

Blond. You are the blondest of blond people. Like me! You might be the smartest kid in your math class, but that don't make you not blond. You have your moments multiple times a day, and that's okay. Just make sure everything you are doing is in all goodwill and maturity. It's fun to be blond

Ha ha (14023)

1084 days ago

So weird. And I'm not blond

SILVER C (53894)

1189 days ago

I'M A TOTAL BLONDE

Michael Jackson Girl (86144)

1286 days ago

Enjoy! Don't take this too seriously

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