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Are You A Total Blond?

12 Questions - Developed by: Michael Jackson Girl - Developed on: 2019-02-13 - 19,361 taken - 20 people like it

I am definitely the description of blond, so if you would like to know if you are, this is accurate.

1

Do you ever draw a total blank? (Like forgetting the alphabet, forgetting the name of a country...)

No, who does that?
Maybe once, but that's a little weird?
Sometimes, but I'll remember
YES!
I've done it a couple times

2

When was the last time you walked into a wall? (Let's be honest now...)

This morning
A few days ago, but I don't do it a lot
I don't do that much, maybe once or less a month
Never! Walls do not jump at you, you jump at them
Ouch! That wall just attacked me!

3

Are you lazy? (Aren't we all?)

I'm not terribly lazy
I'm always active!
I'm pretty lazy...
I'm lazy once in a while
Why, I am on the couch right at this very moment!

4

Do people ever look at you and tell you you're weird?

Aren't we all weird?
Not really, just maybe one or two people
Everyone does, even my BFF
Yeah, but not a whole lot
No, I'm quite normal!

5

Do people understand you? (It's a cruel world children)

Yes, why not?
I'm pretty sure my message gets through
NO! I'll say something hilarious, and people have no idea what I'm talking about!
Well, not everyone understands me but I know a lot of people who do
Nope.

6

Will you embarrass yourself just to have fun? (Like jamming out to your favorite song in public, etc...)

Not usually. I have to be perceived well!
YES of course I will! And anyone with me is at risk!
No, my name is my everything! I have dignity
Sure, but it can't be too risky
Sometimes I will, but I should keep a good ego

7

How many times have you been called 'blond' or 'having a blond moment' in your life?

A lot!
Never, I am the smartest person ever
Not much/I'm not blond! (Other hair color)
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000+
Here lately more than often

8

How frequent are your 'blond moments'?

I think I have one.... approximately..... every other minute
Likely a few times a week!
What's a blond moment?
Never!
Maybe monthly

9

You are eating Jimmy John's in the car when you look out your window. Emerging from the shadows is a big... fat... SQUIRREL! What do you do?

Ahh! Yell "SQUIRREL" instinctively! ITTSS MINE!
Look nearby for a dog or something that will eat it
Keep eating. FOOD IS GOOD
Nothing. It's a squirrel...
Well, I'd pound on the window to see if it jumps. Tehehe

10

Do you get obsessed with something easily? (This may or may not apply to holding on to a certain item for long periods of time)

Well, honestly, maybe a few things...
I have definitely obsessed over things
No! That's weird. Move on!
Not usually, it's a little creepy
YES I DO! Would you like to see my Michael Jackson pillow? Or perhaps my calendar? I have a 5'9 cutout of him in my bedroom? HE'S BEAUTIFUL (this is an example. You do not have to like MJ to pick this. It is an option for those who obsess easily!)

11

What is your laugh like?

A malicious giggle! HEHEHE
It's just like a... a normally pitched sound, really
It's normal I guess? What is wrong with a laugh?
It's a loud chuckle. HAWHAWHAW
Honestly, my laugh changes every week

12

Have you ever questioned blondality? (My word, meaning have you ever questioned blonds)

No! Totally been there, bruh
I haven't thought about it, but I guess I would
I QUESTION MYSELF
No, it's not nice to question people
Sure. They're weird, and not exactly smart

Comments (7)

Kadi/dirty blond (95574)

13 days ago

Honestly I hate the dumb blond stereotype when I’m blond and get straight a’s. I mean I get this one was a joke but still , annoying🤦🏼‍♀️

German Girl16 (19368)

27 days ago

I am partially blond.
@#blondie: Hey! That was sometime my name too! You have stolen my name, xD.

#blondie (50994)

54 days ago

This is so incredibly rude. I can not believe this. I am a blonde and this is incredibly offensive.

Kaydee maples (68836)

425 days ago

Total blond I am stupid so that gives it away also this quiz thing is smart it told me I am the smartest in math but I have my blond moments. This is what it said.

Blond. You are the blondest of blond people. Like me! You might be the smartest kid in your math class, but that don't make you not blond. You have your moments multiple times a day, and that's okay. Just make sure everything you are doing is in all goodwill and maturity. It's fun to be blond

Ha ha (14023)

597 days ago

So weird. And I'm not blond

SILVER C (53894)

703 days ago

I'M A TOTAL BLONDE

Michael Jackson Girl (86144)

799 days ago

Enjoy! Don't take this too seriously

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