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Are You A Total Blond?

12 Questions - Developed by: Michael Jackson Girl - Developed on: 2019-02-13 - 19,558 taken - 20 people like it

I am definitely the description of blond, so if you would like to know if you are, this is accurate.

1

Do you ever draw a total blank? (Like forgetting the alphabet, forgetting the name of a country...)

YES!
No, who does that?
Maybe once, but that's a little weird?
I've done it a couple times
Sometimes, but I'll remember

2

When was the last time you walked into a wall? (Let's be honest now...)

I don't do that much, maybe once or less a month
Never! Walls do not jump at you, you jump at them
Ouch! That wall just attacked me!
A few days ago, but I don't do it a lot
This morning

3

Are you lazy? (Aren't we all?)

I'm lazy once in a while
I'm pretty lazy...
Why, I am on the couch right at this very moment!
I'm always active!
I'm not terribly lazy

4

Do people ever look at you and tell you you're weird?

Everyone does, even my BFF
Aren't we all weird?
Yeah, but not a whole lot
No, I'm quite normal!
Not really, just maybe one or two people

5

Do people understand you? (It's a cruel world children)

Yes, why not?
NO! I'll say something hilarious, and people have no idea what I'm talking about!
Nope.
I'm pretty sure my message gets through
Well, not everyone understands me but I know a lot of people who do

6

Will you embarrass yourself just to have fun? (Like jamming out to your favorite song in public, etc...)

YES of course I will! And anyone with me is at risk!
Sure, but it can't be too risky
Sometimes I will, but I should keep a good ego
Not usually. I have to be perceived well!
No, my name is my everything! I have dignity

7

How many times have you been called 'blond' or 'having a blond moment' in your life?

Never, I am the smartest person ever
A lot!
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000+
Not much/I'm not blond! (Other hair color)
Here lately more than often

8

How frequent are your 'blond moments'?

Never!
What's a blond moment?
Maybe monthly
Likely a few times a week!
I think I have one.... approximately..... every other minute

9

You are eating Jimmy John's in the car when you look out your window. Emerging from the shadows is a big... fat... SQUIRREL! What do you do?

Look nearby for a dog or something that will eat it
Nothing. It's a squirrel...
Keep eating. FOOD IS GOOD
Ahh! Yell "SQUIRREL" instinctively! ITTSS MINE!
Well, I'd pound on the window to see if it jumps. Tehehe

10

Do you get obsessed with something easily? (This may or may not apply to holding on to a certain item for long periods of time)

No! That's weird. Move on!
YES I DO! Would you like to see my Michael Jackson pillow? Or perhaps my calendar? I have a 5'9 cutout of him in my bedroom? HE'S BEAUTIFUL (this is an example. You do not have to like MJ to pick this. It is an option for those who obsess easily!)
I have definitely obsessed over things
Well, honestly, maybe a few things...
Not usually, it's a little creepy

11

What is your laugh like?

It's just like a... a normally pitched sound, really
It's a loud chuckle. HAWHAWHAW
Honestly, my laugh changes every week
A malicious giggle! HEHEHE
It's normal I guess? What is wrong with a laugh?

12

Have you ever questioned blondality? (My word, meaning have you ever questioned blonds)

I QUESTION MYSELF
No! Totally been there, bruh
I haven't thought about it, but I guess I would
No, it's not nice to question people
Sure. They're weird, and not exactly smart

Comments (7)

Kadi/dirty blond (95574)

42 days ago

Honestly I hate the dumb blond stereotype when I’m blond and get straight a’s. I mean I get this one was a joke but still , annoying🤦🏼‍♀️

German Girl16 (19368)

55 days ago

I am partially blond.
@#blondie: Hey! That was sometime my name too! You have stolen my name, xD.

#blondie (50994)

82 days ago

This is so incredibly rude. I can not believe this. I am a blonde and this is incredibly offensive.

Kaydee maples (68836)

454 days ago

Total blond I am stupid so that gives it away also this quiz thing is smart it told me I am the smartest in math but I have my blond moments. This is what it said.

Blond. You are the blondest of blond people. Like me! You might be the smartest kid in your math class, but that don't make you not blond. You have your moments multiple times a day, and that's okay. Just make sure everything you are doing is in all goodwill and maturity. It's fun to be blond

Ha ha (14023)

626 days ago

So weird. And I'm not blond

SILVER C (53894)

732 days ago

I'M A TOTAL BLONDE

Michael Jackson Girl (86144)

828 days ago

Enjoy! Don't take this too seriously

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