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Ultimate Attitude Test

15 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2007-11-01 - 45,110 taken - User Rating: 2.8 of 5 - 42 votes - 10 people like it

Take this test to see what your attitude is on a daily basis!

1

If you saw the firemen rescuing a baby kitten trapped in a tree, what would your reaction be?

To wonder how much attention you would get if you climbed a tree.
To wonder why you're even there, watching....so boring.....
To think, Ah, that's what our wonderful fire department's for!
To make some remark about how pet owners these days are so cruel.
To not care at all and go about your business.

2

Someone trips you in the hallway and all your stuff goes flying across the floor- plus you're already late for class! What do you do?

Never happened, I was already in the classroom, making paper airplanes
Leave your stuff on the floor and amble off to class.
Say, "Oops!", smile, get your stuff, and skip off to class.
Scrape together all your stuff and shuffle off to class, head hung low.
Complain to the principal about the idiots you're forced to work with.

3

The object of your affections just asked your best friend to the dance instead of you! Your reaction:

So? I wasn't going to the dance anyway.
Cry/ Mope/ Sulk for days on end.
Ask another cute person instead!
Dances bore me. This test bores me.
Write a brief, Shakespeare-influenced satyr about how love sucks.

4

Your favorite food? (pick one)

Lemons.
Tofu. Plain tofu.
Anything you care to slap together.
Oranges!
*Yawns*

5

Favorite color?

I change it every day because it gets monochrome after a while.
Red.
Don't care.
Gray.
Sunshine yellow!

6

Do you like school?

No. People there don't care about or understand me.
No! I HATE THE INSTITUTION!
School bores me.
Don't care.
Yes!

7

Is this test going to be helpful to you?

About as helpful for me as all you conformists out there!
You bore me, RebelWaltz101.
I think so, someday!
No.
Don't care.

8

Do you think you sleep enough?

Probably too much.
I think I get just enough sleep!
No, because I'm up too late being angry at all the world's issues.
Yeah, whatever. Next question!
Who cares?

9

Favorite genre of books?

I hate books.
Sci-fi/ 19th century humorist poetry.
Depressing poems.
Fantasy/ Fiction
Books bore me.

10

What do you hate the most?

Rainy days.
Sunny days. They irritate me.
The ways of mankind.
Nothing. I don't care enough to choose.
*more yawns*

11

What do you love the most?

Writing satires.
Rainy days.
Everything bores me. How can I like any of it?
Summer vacation!
Nothing.

12

Your favorite movie?

Finding Nemo! Dory and Crush are my favorites!
Super size Me
I don't care for movies.
All movies bore me.
A Series of Unfortunate Events the movie

13

Favorite sport?

Baseball, swimming, football, tennis, basketball, hockey! Love them all!
Sports bore me.
I hate them all. They're mindless, pointless shows of Cro-Magnon behaviour.
Don't like sports.
Handball. I get to play by myself.

14

pick one word:

Friends
Gray
Sharp
Lethargic
Yawn

15

Last Question: How do you like this test?

Waste of valuable loathing time....I hate it!
It was quite good!
It makes me upset.
It bores me.
I don't care.

Comments (9)

The Book Of Decisions (49944)

191 days ago

Mostly sarcastic, kinda gloomy/cheerful

Accurate tho-

Mood swings where you at?!?

real Siahara Shyne (35146)

1318 days ago

IMy results are not normal lol......I have bigger bars if you calculate it lol hehehe I love this test!!!!! #fun as always!

Your dad and mum (28285)

1596 days ago

I got apathetic
And I'm a sassy 💑 sooooo...

Lily Jade (21069)

1729 days ago

Sarcastic wow that fits me so well

360 OGABOOGAA (81088)

1862 days ago

360 OOGABOOGAA HAHAHAHAHHAJAJAJAKALAALA

ShadowAlf (31523)

2154 days ago

i got 100% apathetic. its true though. i dont care. gonna go play tanki online now. then i will watch some youtube, head upstairs and have a time with my gf where we both physically feel good.

Three_Days_Grace_14 (26542)

2729 days ago

The one I got 0% on is actually my additude, and I'm a short fuse so this test was kinda ofd but funny 👍

Mad Hatter (66747)

2779 days ago

It doesn't take a genius to tell me that I'm bored and nothing can entertain me. Not hating on the quiz or you tho. It was ok

Savanna (14474)

2844 days ago

These quizzes are really fun. I am not board anymore. TKS!

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