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Satirical: Do you belong in a mental hospital? Quiz

10 Questions - Developed by: Adriana Collins - Updated on: 2014-12-01 - Developed on: 2014-11-23 - 69,064 taken - 6 people like it

If you think magical cheese monsters made of farts are chasing you, you might need to go to a mental hospital.

1

What is your favorite color?

Other
Green, like the forest you hunt people down in, then eat them
White, like the padded room you're in right now
Red like blood

2

What is your favorite food?

Raw meat
EVERYTHING (omg me too!)
You have to liquefy your food cause mom don't trust you with sharp stuff
Human flesh (it taste like chicken...)

3

How many friends do you have?

I'm totes popular
I eat them all so none
I have a small little group I keep as slaves
I'm totally popular with the people in my head

4

If you find a wallet on the street with no identification you...

Eat it. Eat it all
Buy ninja swords and cut people's heads off. Like everyday
Turn it in to the police. Like a sensible person
IT'S GOT 10 WHOLE DOLLARS IN IT! I'M KEEPING THIS!

5

Have you ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend?

Uhhhh. Totes my goats if you count fake ones
I put people in a false sense of security. THEN EAT THEM!
No. Mommy said I might hurt them ):
No. Never have I ever

6

Do you have a sibling(s)?

Yeah. I keep him/her as a slave
That one night they disappeared. We had soup for dinner. It was some strange meat...
Yes. They are totally annoying
MOMMY SAID NO!

7

Do you wanna build a snowman?

Once I find out what a snow man is then... YEAH
I KILL SNOWMEN FOR A LIVING!
NO it's too cold. Brrrr
I'll raise an army and kill my cat

8

TRA LA LA LE LA LOOO! TRA LA LA LE LA LEEE!

YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT IN, YOU TAKE YOUR RIGHT FOOT OUT
The cheese is coming again
Okay... tra la la le...
*starts banging head against padded walls* MAKE IT STOP

9

Is your name Fred?

WHAT'S A NAME!
Umm. I don't think so
I'm related to a zombie named Fred... I'm not a zombie...
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOOOO!

10

Finally. Pick one

I hear voices in my head. they talk to me, they understand...
Deck the halls with de-ead bodies Kill kill kill kill kill, kill kill kill kill!
Koo-koo, chicken loo
Normal

Comments (5)

Oceana (36491)

51 days ago

This is honestly too steriotypical. You are able to go to a mental hospital for many reasons. Based on your questions it looks like you're making it for one of the 'typical' situations. A mental hospital is for keeping you from doing bad things to yourself or to others. Not everyone with mental illnesses are cannibals. I find this test very offensive.

yeet- (76688)

76 days ago

well...i mean i have depression and stuff and i'm lesbian and i have anxiety so- i'm kinda insane ;/

yeet- (76688)

76 days ago

im kinda normal heh :)

Dawn (16119)

78 days ago

I knew before I took this test I needed to be In a mental hospital but my parents would never realize because they don't pay attention to me. I'm depressed, Suicidal, mentally sick, bisexual, insane I'm the perfect daughter.

Jay (75677)

158 days ago

To be honest this was pretty offensive, just because i dont want to eat people doesnt mean im mental disorder-free. Theres stuff like if you have suicidal thoughts or thought about harming yourself or others, ect. And to assume i am normal which theres no such thing, If you think normal is mental disorder-free then im still not normal because i have Tourettes and Chronic insomnia.

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