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How Disgusting Am I? Quiz

15 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2004-07-15 - 75,685 taken - 18 people like it

Are you a very gross person? Take this quiz to find out!

1

You have to fart REALLY bad, and you are surrounded by people. What do you do?

I fart but then say excuse me.
I let out a nasty fart and laugh my head off!
I excuse myself and go to the nearest bathroom or outside where no one else is.

2

How are your table manners?

I use a spoon for everything. My napkin usually lands on the floor, so I just let it lie. I burp and fart, but I say excuse me.
I use a napkin. I eat with forks and spoons properly. I cut all my meat into bite sized pieces. I always wipe my face. I say please and thank you. If I have to burp or fart I leave the table.
I don't use a napkin. I stuff my mouth full with food. I talk with my mouth open with food in it. I belch and fart a lot. I also pick my nose. That isn't everything.

3

You have to scratch your butt really bad. What do you do?

I dig down deep, scratch hard, sigh a relieving sigh, pick it out, sniff it, and lick my finger in front of everyone.
I go to some place where I will be alone.
I scratch it where I am, but I say I am sorry.

4

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done?

Well, one time I scratched my nose.
I farted one time like a machine gun.
I blew snot out of my nose into a bottle and ate them.

5

How often do you shower/bathe?

Twice a week.
Well, at least once a month...or is it once a year?
Every other day.

6

Do you leave pee on toilet seats?

Sometimes I miss a spot, but I try to clean up.
No. I always make sure I wipe any messes off of the toilet seat when I am done.
Nah, I just leave the stall. Sometimes I have left really nasty puddles on the toilet seat AND the floor, but really I don't care. All I care about is that I feel better! So DARE!

7

Do you ever do anything disgusting?

Yes, once in a while.
All the time!
No, I try not to.

8

Someone is a vegetable and needs his/her nose to be picked. It is very crusty and slimy? Would you do it?

Yuck! No way!
Oh man! Of course I would! I would pick the snot out and eat it right in front of everyone! Mmm! Tasty!
It depends on who it is and how I feel.

9

Do you wear deodorant?

Every other day or when I am going to exercise.
Yes, every day. I put more on after I been exercising and sweating too.
What is deodorant?

10

Has anyone ever reprimanded you for being ill mannered?

At times.
Hey! I ALWAYS get that!
Nope. Never.

11

After you vomit in a toilet, what do you do?

I flush the toilet and see if I can spray the air with freshener.
I just leave the toilet as it is. Sheesh! What's the big deal?
I flush the toilet. Well, unless I forget.

12

You step in a pile of rancid and squishy dog poop barefoot. What happens next?

I would lick it off with my tongue like a cat!
I would wash my foot in the bathtub.
Yuck! In the first place I wouldn't because I always watch where I step!

13

What makes you laugh?

Farting, belching, picking my nose and flicking the boogers,...
Jokes
Being tickled!: D

14

What do people say about you?

You are so well mannered!
*Throws up*
You are fine, but need to brush up on your manners.

15

If you find out that you ARE disgusting, what are you going to do about it?

NOTHING! *BUUURRRRRUUUUUPPPPPP!*
Well, I know I am not.
I don't know. I pry just think about it.

Comments (5)

Juliet (92512)

825 days ago

😻😂 Some of these answers were so gross

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1207 days ago

Hola whoever weading dis

Hugsandkisses (85932)

1564 days ago

this is disgusting. and insulting. and made by a three-year-old.

yourbae (52067)

2000 days ago

1st and 4most i wuld lyk 2 say , HIIIIIII
nd i wil just wrap it up by sayin , ^-^ , byyyiii

Beedah0610 (08673)

2520 days ago

So awesome 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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