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How Gross are you?

11 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2005-08-15 - 56,128 taken - User Rating: 3.1 of 5 - 7 votes - 29 people like it

Ever wondered how disgusting you are? Take this quiz and you don't need to...wonder any more.

1

You drop ketchup on your Shirt and you...

Just leave it...It goes well with that mustard and beans you dropped earlier.
You try to scrub it off with a sponge.
You take it off immediately and get a new shirt.

2

Which one of these do you think is Ok?

Keeping your elbows off the dinner table.
Peeing in the shower.
Pooing in the shower!

3

You get toothpaste on your hair so you...

Just leave it. It's only toothpaste
You eat the toothpaste off your hair.
You go to have a nice relaxing bubble bath.
You rinse it off with water.

4

How often do you have a bath/shower?

Every other day.
I have one twice a day.
Monthly.
Uhh...I don't know I can't remember the last time I had one.
Weekly.

5

Your friends ask you to go for a game of football but it's a bit muddy so you...

You stay home and watch Eastenders. Well you wouldn't want to dirty your pearl white trousers.
You go but try not to get too dirty.
Just go who cares about getting dirty?

6

You go to the toilet (number 2) but you can't find any paper so you...

You ask your parent(s) to get you some toilet from the corner shop. NOW
You go to find something to wipe it off with.
Try to wipe it off with your hand and then wash your hand in the sink.

7

You're going on a date so you wear...

You get a clean red shirt and black trousers.
You go for a (suit(boy)/long slinky dress)
The T-Shirt and jeans that you wore yesterday.

8

You drop a chip on the carpet so you...

You throw it away. Though you wouldn't have dropped it in the first place.
Brush it a little bit and then eat it.
Pick it up and eat it.

9

You're going to the cinema with your mates but just before-hand you was playing with your dog/cat and you have all the hairs on your top so you...

Eugh...Yucky...You'll put in in the wash and find a new shirt.
Brush the hairs off.
Leave it who cares what your friends think of you they're your mates they wouldn't care.

10

Do you fart, burp or pick your nose?

I try not to.
Yep all three of them, ALL THE TIME!
NO! Never. That's disgusting... Eugh...
I fart occasionally and burp too.

11

Do you your friends think you're gross?

They say that I'm the cleanest person EVER. It's not my fault that they're a bit mucky...
Yeah they say I'm the grossest person they've met.
They say that I'm normal. I mean everyone's gross sometimes.

Comments (3)

Dezirea (08114)

1123 days ago

I will go on a date with a dress

Sydney (94162)

1444 days ago

Loosen up and get dirty. Have fun my advice take a mud bath.

kassidy (01344)

2434 days ago

this quiz is cool
yo

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