Are you insane?

Have you ever seen flying purple bunnies?

Do you believe that this country is ruled by penguins?

Do YOU think that you're insane?

Do you believe that you can fly?

Is your blanket out to get you?

Did your therapist run away from you shrieking?

Have you ever spent an entire day pretending to be an animal or fairytale creature?

Is E.T. your next door neighbour?

Are you from Earth?

Do inanimate objects ever talk to you?

Have more than 10 people called you insane, crazy or something along those lines?

Do you talk to your computer screen?

Have you ever insulted it?

Have you ever made a deal or a bet with it?

If you did, did you win?

Do cats grow on trees?

Did the chicken come before the egg?

Is a glass half empty?

Have you ever seen a pretty white light?

Did you ever go towards that light?

Did you see that light while you were in Rivendell?

Can pigs fly?

Have you ever seen one flying?

Did it fly head-first into a window?

When that happened, did you cheer?

If someone said "jump off that cliff!", would you say yes?

Is Buffy the Vampire Slayer your sister?

Do you worship highlighter pens?

Are these highlighter pens pink?

Do you think that you are going to be classified as insane?