How Much Of A Loser Am I? The Useless Quiz

This test was created by a loser to help you see just how much of a loser you really are! Please don't be offended by your result. This test is tongue-in-cheek and is totally meant to be just for fun. If you're truly feeling bad, just "share the lose" (meaning, this test) with your frenemies and soon they'll feel like losers, too!:-))

  • 1
    How often do you think, "Man, I'm such a loser!"?
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time watching TV?
    What is your idea of a good time watching TV?
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?

  • 4
    Do you have a car?
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars. Which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?

  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your opinion?
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you most?
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?

  • 11
    Which of the following men do you find most attractive?
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
  • 13
    How often do you bathe?
  • 14
    You are going out to eat. Choose your destination from these:
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth - and toothpaste, soap and deodorant at home.

Comments (48)


730 days ago
To all of you out there who are out there who thinks they are a loser, because of yourself or others, it's not true. God has a plan for you and he lives you more than you can imagine. If anyone ever says anything bad about you, just remember that whether you believe it or not your right. I may not know you, but my heart goes out to you and I am praying for you. There are hundreds of people going through the same thing, my being one of them. This test is entirely false, I took it and it said I am a greedy snob that everyone hates and they talk about me behind my back. While people may talk behind my back, the rest isn't true, and people are going to talk, so let them talk, just know that you are a gem, so shine and don't let anyone stop you. You are beautiful and I'm here if you need to talk, we all are.
743 days ago
Well Hello I'm Aafiya. I'm 12 years old. I Got 'Biggest Loser' ๐Ÿ˜‰ Well That's True. That's What I Am ๐Ÿ˜‚. My Parents Hate me I'm BTS Army 4Ever. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ
874 days ago
My parent slap me and call me stupid/dumb everyday.I want to suicide but i kepp thinking how they would feel because i still love them.Any thoughts?
895 days ago
I guess its true๐Ÿ’”
896 days ago
Im the ultimate loser....sounds about right because i cant even know how my life is. Everyone hates me, I tried to talk to people they don't seem to care and my family looks down on me all the time my zodiac sucks๐ŸŒปI just want to commit suicide. I guess i was a mistakes?
916 days ago
It said I was a snob and they got it right boi
916 days ago
I'm this
Sus ,amogus and ๐Ÿ˜ณ combined
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931 days ago
i am all of these words combined: ugly,mistake,loser,
939 days ago
Aaaaa the biggest loser ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
993 days ago
"a snob that thinks they are better than anyone else" Honey I almost killed myself 3 months ago due to how much of a loser I thought I was. I insulted myself around 20 x more than anyone else!I am not a snob who thinks they are the best. And fed the silver spoon? Yo my parents can barely pay the bills. That's why I live with them, to help pay the bills.
995 days ago
"Hardly a loser at all!"

Why ya always lyin'?
1099 days ago
wow i am a loser..... i love it...... wish suicide was painless
1205 days ago
i love purple)
1402 days ago
"Wow! Such a loser!"

Finally someone guessed my spirit animal ๐Ÿ‘Œ
1525 days ago
we'll be cool in college, cool in college!
1611 days ago
Love being able to find a weird sense of comfort reading thru these comments
Weโ€™re all mad or depressed here
1694 days ago
Amusing, was that supposed to make me feel better? I know I'm a loser , I wake up everyday and have to deal with myself.
1726 days ago
The results, were not surprising. Right now I'm poking my eye with an old wooden spoon. Later tonight I'm going to watch hours of the Hallmark Channel, wishing I could be pretty and have someone love me. I just want to be LOVED!
1914 days ago
Me too why canโ€™t I make any friends? I guess everyone hates me.
1932 days ago
this made me laugh out loud and I thank you...