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Are you a loser?

12 Questions - Developed by: Goddess Alex - Developed on: 2014-01-15 - 84,235 taken - User Rating: 2.9 of 5 - 14 votes - 26 people like it

So, you've come to find out if you're really a loser? You must have some indication that you are, let's see how big of a loser you are.

1

Are you a virgin?

Yes
Does my hand count?
No

2

Do you pay to talk to hot girls, and or pay for any female interaction?

Yes, frequently
No
On occasion

3

How many times per day do you jerk your dick to porn/female pictures?

More than once
Once
Never, I'm Chaste

4

When did you last have sex?

Less than a week
1-2 months
Never
More than 3 months

5

Are you overweight?

Yes
No
Getting there

6

How many girlfriends have you had?

None
1-4
5-10

7

Are you currently single?

Does a blow up girlfriend count?
Yes
No

8

How much money is in your savings and checking?

30-100k
I'm rich
15-30k
5-15k
Less than 5k

9

What's the average size of your dick?

4-6 inches hard (laughable)
1-2 inches hard (extra small)
2-4 inches hard (small)
I have no penis only a manclit
7-9 inches hard (adequate)

10

How much time do you spend on femdom sites per day?

2-5 hours
1-2 hours
All day
A few times per week

11

Do you cross dress?

Every few weeks
Once in a while
Any chance I get
Never

12

How would you rate your life overall?

Happy, successful never better
I need help
I feel like a loser all the time
I'm a pathetic depressed waste of oxygen
Boring and unsatisfying

Comments (6)

Eleni (96327)

352 days ago

Tell me faster that it is only for men!
Could not answer because I'm woman ...

precumloser 1 (12597)

455 days ago

I feel so much inferior to other men in addition I am an early ejaculator I take less than 3 seconds to 😍.

James (13344)

541 days ago

I feel like this guy is a loser, himself, because he has to put others down to feel better about himself.

Landon (48348)

671 days ago

Im a pathetic waste of space according to the quiz

Books (27583)

818 days ago

I read the first one. What the 🦄.

Jessi Wonders (09549)

832 days ago

I think this was for guys....

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