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How Creepy are You?

13 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2005-05-01 - 74,967 taken - User Rating: 3.5 of 5 - 17 votes - 3 people like it

1

What would you use a pair of high-powered binoculars for?

scouting out old ladies to mug
helping quadriplegic orphans or puppies
watching a sporting event from your apartment because you were to cheap to buy tickets
bird watching
spying on hapless neighbors who left the blinds open

2

Which would you rather date?

neurosurgeon
artist
policeman
fireman
gynecologist

3

How is your stalking life?

my busy life style does not allow for such frivolity
decent; just steamy
excellent; steamy and fast paced
I'm too stupid to be able to stalk efficiently
stalking is wrong; I find it morally repulsive

4

How do you feel about Republicans?

Bush is kind of a compassionate conservative
They suck
I kind of like my rights, I don't like losing them
I love monkeys, and Libertarians!
Ralph Nader is my boyfriend

5

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Tea with a splash of whisky.
Anything with ruffles in it.
Wine
Beer
Anything with blood in it.

6

Who is hottest?

Rush Limbaugh
Angelina Jolie
Jack Nicholson
June Cleaver
Brad Pitt

7

What's your favorite kind of bug?

all bugs are disgusting
any kind that tastes good with chocolate sauce
ticks
bugs? I only like kittens.
lady bugs

8

What's the best thing you can find in your fridge?

Cheesecake
Jimmy Hoffa
Bread mold
The dead body of someone you do know
The dead body of someone you don't know

9

Where is the best place to wake up in the morning?

The bed of Alan Greenspan
Your inner volcano layer
The street
The Gap
Someone who you don't know's fridge

10

What do you think about vials of blood?

Depends on whose blood it is.
The vials are so unnecessary
Blood makes me sick
Its not hot.
Its hot.

11

What are your thoughts on black light?

They help clean up after dinner.
It complements my strobe light.
I makes my teeth shiny.
I hate getting caught on Room Raiders.
I love the seventies.

12

What is your pillow stuffed with?

Christian babies.
Duck feathers.
Virgin babies.
Babies.
Cute babies.

13

What do your friends want to know about you?

Where you go at night.
Why you own so many ski masks.
Why you scan your ski masks with a black light.
Why you know how to identify authentic shrunken heads anyway.
What your high powered binoculars are for.

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