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Are you a jerk? Quiz

10 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2008-02-01 - 38,377 taken - User Rating: 3.6 of 5 - 66 votes - 3 people like it

For guys who are wondering if girls will ever see you more than just some cute arm candy. If you want a relationship to last, take this test to make sure you are NOT a jerk!

1

Have you ever called a girl a dumb bitch?

Sometimes.
All the time! So what?
Yes
Well only once, but I was really angry and I apologized afterwards.
No. That's totally degrading!

2

What are you looking for in a girl?

Blonde hair!
Hot body!
Great personality!
A cute smile, a nice laugh, and a great sense of humour!
I don't know what I'm looking for. I'll know her when I see her!

3

Do you act differently in front of your guy friends than when you're with your girlfriend?

No! That's so fake!
No
Of course I do! Who doesn't?
Yes
I've been told that I do, but I don't really mean to.

4

What are you looking for right now in a relationship?

A cute girl to have fun with, but not really go too far with.
A sweet, caring, sensitive (and attractive!) girl who I can start a family with!
A hot girl to hook up with!
No relationships. Just one night stands!
I'm not really sure. I'm experimenting right now.

5

Who calls you a jerk?

My friends, but they're just kidding......I think......
All the girls. And most of the guys..... and my parents.
EVERYONE!
My ex-girlfriend, but that's only because I hooked up with her sister!
Nobody really. I try to treat all the guys AND girls nicely and equally- like they deserve!

6

Choose one:

Love
Parties!
Sex
A steady life!
Money

7

There's this girl who likes you at school, but you have your eyes on her best friend! What would you do?

Who cares about that ugly loser! I just want to get her friend's attention!
Confront the girl who likes me first, and tell her that now is not the time nor place. Ask the other girl out a few days later.
Lead her on and dump her at the last second for her best friend!
Confront the girl who I like first, and tell her how I feel, then casually let the other girl know that she's just not my type.
Let her down easy, and sneak off with her friend but make sure she NEVER finds out...*evil cackle*

8

Your longest relationship lasted....

More than two years
It's still going strong!
About a year or two
About 6 months
What relationship? I sleep with girls without even knowing their name!

9

You think of women as.....

God's greatest gift!
Objects! (fun.....fun objects) *evil cackle*
They were made for the enjoyment of the male gender. I can't think of any other purpose for them!
Same as a guy, just different body parts. Oh, and I'd actually date them.
Someone to love and care for

10

Girls value honesty! So answer truthfully. Do you think you're a jerk?

Yes, but I'm not sure, that's why I'm taking this test.
Yes
I don't know!
No, but I'm not sure, that's why I'm taking this test.
No

Comments (2)

anonymous (73053)

484 days ago

I AM A BI GIRL GET WITH THE PROGRAM

Truth (25047)

2482 days ago

Lame test lame test lame test

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