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The Ultimate Randomness Test!

20 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2005-11-01 - 8,495 taken

You know how random people like me get when they're bored. Might want to sit firmly in your chair so you don't fall off. Let's C how u do!

1

Do llamas congregate on your lawn Tuesday evenings?

Um, well let's hope not. Do they?
Only when I left out some lasagna
Yes and I make sweaters out of their fur. That way I don't have to shop.
Why is my dog snoring by the closet
No.

2

My birthday was yesterday.

REALLY? So was mine!
Good for you?
I see a llama on my lawn.
Was it?
No it wasn't.

3

I forgot to put on makeup.

LIAR!
This is a common scenario.
A lizard just stole my cheese...
So did I.
I care?

4

Does a calico cat climb the elm trees and try to steal you at night?

Why would a kitty try to steal me from my bed
I hear soft music.
No.
Is that a green balloon, because you don't see many--
It just so happens that elm trees don't live in my region.

5

How old are you?

I turned 1007 yesterday, it was fun.
I miss Cameron.
*looks at you suspiciously* Not sure if I should tell you that...
You're using it to get me in trouble, aren't you! *cries*
My mommy says I'm special.

6

The psychiatrist is just down the street.

My webcam is sideways
That's nice?
You could have told me sooner, then I might have been rescued!
Don't make fun of her, she's my mom's best friend.
I know. She's my aunt.

7

Did Garret help Noelle build a molecule?

Um yah, biology class is always fun...
The what now? Who are they?
How would I know.
Wasn't my date supposed to pick me up last night?
Yes but he didn't want to.

8

Da ba too poo.

Is that even a question?
COVER YOUR EARS, it's a trick!
Want a tic tac?
Me too.
OK.

9

If you're bored and you know it...

pet the rat
stomp your feet!
clap your hands?
take a quiz
the gummy bears ran out

10

I forget what I was going to say.

Pop goes the weasel
Me also
OK
That is lovely
Good, it was probably going to be stupid

11

Do robins eat milk on the verandah?

No.
I didn't know milk could be eaten.
Sure.
My mom just called.
It's a lovely day in the neighborhood

12

Are you done with this quiz?

Give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home
Good idea. *exits*
No, there are 8 questions left.
Seeing as how I didn't want to take this quiz in the first place, it would be nice if this would be over soon.
No, but I sure wish I was.

13

Pie.

False
Nummy.
Pie is good!
I wasn't aware that that was a question.
I had some great duck last night.

14

Speakers are nice pets.

Water bottles are better.
I'd rather have real pets, thank you.
I know, I like to put ears on them and name them Sally.
Eek, do they bite?
Have you knighted a kitten before? I have. I did it with a purple pencil.

15

Who is your favorite rapper?

50 cent
Dally is listening to the wind chimes.
Eww I hate rap.
The one in the ringtone ad at the top of the screen.
Eminem

16

You see a girl at school with 12 feet of toilet paper on her sandal, what do you do.

Laugh!
A dream is a wish your heart makes, when your fast asleep...
Tell her she's got something stuck to her shoe.
Ewe, gross.
Help her get it off.

17

I plucked the chive out of the ground and it ate me?

False
True
Did it now.
Funny, there aren't many dead people who can talk.
Look what you've done, you've made a fool of everyone...

18

There are 2 more questions after this one.

Traitor!
No there are 8, I counted myself.
I already knew that.
Fine by me.
Ew, a leaf splatted on the windshield.

19

Milo took a bath when I was trying to fall asleep.

Did Otis also take a bath?
Sounds like a poem.
Your cat and mine have that in common.
I want meow mix
Is that so.

20

I got hit in the shin with acorn shrapnel.

Now, why would an acorn explode in the first place.
I think that happened to me once..
I listen to the radio, although not right now.
Isn't this the last question? It is? YES!
Like John Kerry? Oh wait that was rice.

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