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Are you randomly hyper?

10 Questions - Developed by: Carolann and shev - Developed on: 2007-08-01 - 19,758 taken - User Rating: 3.2 of 5 - 82 votes

Cheese ducks!

1

If a duck came up and said hi what would you do?

Give it a cup of tea and feed it to my cat
I would take it home and worship it
Ask it if it like bums?
Ducks don't talk duh
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

2

Do you like CHEESE?

My mirror is talking to me
I like bum cheese
No why am I taking this dumb quiz anyway?
I only like cheese if my pet duck likes cheese
Cheeeese cheese is my god

3

What do you think of the new Harry Potter book?

Harry Potter rides a broomstick! OMG PIE
I haven't read it I was too busy scoffing cheese. Does Harry like cheese?
My duck likes it, but I think there's not enough ducks in it
Harry Potter is my bum chum
Its okay but the end's a bit boring

4

Do you think you are randomly hyper?

My bum it farts a lot
My duck is randomly hyper he told me yesterday something smelt like pineapple
My full name is Bob Jimbob Randomly Hyper Cheesecake Pineapple Frodo Smith.
No
CHEESE!

5

Are you an alien?

No but I live on the moon for the free moon cheese
Yes. Well no but there is an alien stuck up my bum. Don't ask.
um...no it is scientifically proven that aliens don't exist duh
All ducks are aliens that's why they can talk to me
OF COURSE I AM SMELLY POO FACE omg my cat just ate my brain for brunch

6

How old are you?

50-70
Well I'm 21 but I recently got a new bum and he's 3
I'm not sure the last time I checked was 104 years ago and i was 3 so now i must be 4
Cheesy = 32-42=my age.
3-7

7

Are you smart?

My bum does sums in his spare time. His favourite is 1+1=window
OMG cheese! If cheese is smart then I am.
Yes I think so. My IQ is 130.
Smart that's a funny word look i can spell it S-M-A-T
My duck's smart because he can talk to me and I guess I'm smart because I can understand him.

8

Hang on make up your own question my phone's ringing...

Do monkey stand on their heads in the summer? Answer: Maybe.
Do you want to go up my bum? Pleeeeeease?
What is your favourite colour?
How long do ducks live? Answer: 43 years for my duck. He eats nuclear waste.
Do you like cheese? COS IF YOU DON'T....! *BANG*

9

'Yes Carolann of course I'll be there on Saturday!'

Finally some normality even if it isn't a question!
I like Carolann's bum.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG GUESS WAT? Saturday's my name! by the way Carolann's dead.
OMG SHE DOESN'T LIKE CHEESE! *It's time to fight* POW POW!
Is Carolann a duck?

10

Sorry about that um...did you like our quiz?

It was a bit bummy.
Yes now I'm off to find some gay cheese. BYE EVERYBODY!
My duck says your quiz was...quack. (Translation: Awesome!)
No it was pointless!
PLEH IT WAS AVERAGE OMG YOU SMELL. Maybe we should die in each other's arms.

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