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Are you randomly hyper?

10 Questions - Developed by: Carolann and shev - Developed on: 2007-08-01 - 19,897 taken - User Rating: 3.2 of 5 - 82 votes

Cheese ducks!

1

If a duck came up and said hi what would you do?

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
Ask it if it like bums?
Give it a cup of tea and feed it to my cat
I would take it home and worship it
Ducks don't talk duh

2

Do you like CHEESE?

No why am I taking this dumb quiz anyway?
My mirror is talking to me
Cheeeese cheese is my god
I only like cheese if my pet duck likes cheese
I like bum cheese

3

What do you think of the new Harry Potter book?

Harry Potter rides a broomstick! OMG PIE
I haven't read it I was too busy scoffing cheese. Does Harry like cheese?
My duck likes it, but I think there's not enough ducks in it
Harry Potter is my bum chum
Its okay but the end's a bit boring

4

Do you think you are randomly hyper?

No
My bum it farts a lot
CHEESE!
My full name is Bob Jimbob Randomly Hyper Cheesecake Pineapple Frodo Smith.
My duck is randomly hyper he told me yesterday something smelt like pineapple

5

Are you an alien?

OF COURSE I AM SMELLY POO FACE omg my cat just ate my brain for brunch
All ducks are aliens that's why they can talk to me
No but I live on the moon for the free moon cheese
Yes. Well no but there is an alien stuck up my bum. Don't ask.
um...no it is scientifically proven that aliens don't exist duh

6

How old are you?

I'm not sure the last time I checked was 104 years ago and i was 3 so now i must be 4
3-7
Well I'm 21 but I recently got a new bum and he's 3
Cheesy = 32-42=my age.
50-70

7

Are you smart?

Smart that's a funny word look i can spell it S-M-A-T
OMG cheese! If cheese is smart then I am.
My duck's smart because he can talk to me and I guess I'm smart because I can understand him.
My bum does sums in his spare time. His favourite is 1+1=window
Yes I think so. My IQ is 130.

8

Hang on make up your own question my phone's ringing...

Do you want to go up my bum? Pleeeeeease?
Do monkey stand on their heads in the summer? Answer: Maybe.
Do you like cheese? COS IF YOU DON'T....! *BANG*
How long do ducks live? Answer: 43 years for my duck. He eats nuclear waste.
What is your favourite colour?

9

'Yes Carolann of course I'll be there on Saturday!'

Is Carolann a duck?
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG GUESS WAT? Saturday's my name! by the way Carolann's dead.
Finally some normality even if it isn't a question!
I like Carolann's bum.
OMG SHE DOESN'T LIKE CHEESE! *It's time to fight* POW POW!

10

Sorry about that um...did you like our quiz?

PLEH IT WAS AVERAGE OMG YOU SMELL. Maybe we should die in each other's arms.
It was a bit bummy.
No it was pointless!
My duck says your quiz was...quack. (Translation: Awesome!)
Yes now I'm off to find some gay cheese. BYE EVERYBODY!

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