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What Kind of Random are YOU?

10 Questions - Developed by: Marissa! - Updated on: 2008-04-15 - Developed on: 2008-04-07 - 21,408 taken - User Rating: 3.9 of 5 - 111 votes - 4 people like it

Chicken noodle soup.

1

What if an alien chicken jumped out your fridge and started talking in Japanese but then his cape turned into an evil pineapple?

I'd fly onto the roof and shove peanut butter into a trumpet
Applesauce
Rip the chickens eyes out and take over the world
Grow sideburns
What the heck?

2

If you were driving a race car but then you accidentally ran over a peach, you would think,

"Oh no! " Then put your Popsicle stick collection down your pants and start hula hooping.
"Um... what was a peach doing on a race car track?"
"Darn. Now I can't grow rice."
"That tomato looks like a bush baby"
"Great! This will help me take over the world!"

3

If you could do one thing, what would it be?

Win a million dollars
Grow rice
Throw an orange at Brad Pitt and listen to swing music
Vacuum the ceiling
Take over the world

4

What would you do if a fruit fly on your window swam over to you and started doing the karaoke?

Squish it. It will help you take over the world!
Applesauce
How did the fly swim...?
Go into my time machine and egg Elvis house
Throw a bunny at it and rip your tongue out

5

What do you think of applesauce?

Applesauce is a deadly disease that makes your PJs glow
Applesauce tastes weird
Applesauce smells like your face
Applesauce
Applesauce is stupid because it stops me from taking over the world

6

Would you rather win a thousand laptops or go bald?

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Win a thousand laptops
Go bald. Duh.
Wear a wig for 3 weeks then dunk a Kleenex into your root beer
Win a thousand laptops because they will help me take over the world

7

If a fish decided to sharpen his pencil in YOUR house, you would...

A fish can't sharpen pencils...
Throw a leaf in his hair and dance with a monkey
Tell the fish to back off so I can take over the world
Eat a taco
Catch that fuzzy thing that floats in the air

8

This quiz is almost over.

Good
Applesauce
Eat my finger
Good. Because when it is I can take over the world
Bless you, chair.

9

If your

Perms are weird.
Carrots
There is a boat sailing in
Why didn't you finish the sentence?
I'm going to take over the world.

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Comments (2)

Troller (19959)

37 days ago

Cheeto cheet o o o o o o o o o o o

Nova (48137)

451 days ago

Doritos

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