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Are you a few cards short of a full deck? Well, not normally! But no one is perfect... so if you want to have a good laugh at yourself, try this quiz now. It's just for fun, so please don't take your result to heart. Like the famous Margot Fonteyn quote said: "Take your work seriously, but never yourself." Share to prank your friends!

Do people always look at you like, what the heck is wrong with you? Do you often speak in fake accents or wear your clothes inside-out? These are actually three top ways to be a retard, although there are countless others. Find out if you really are one - take our quiz now!

Do you feel paranoid every time you see a squirrel outside? Are the voices in your head getting a wee bit angry? Well, here's where you can find out how much money you'll have to spend on mental reconstruction.

Are you a retard?