The Retard Test

This test will test to see how retarded you are. This test is not to offend anyone but fun to do

Question 1:Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, Sometimes
Never
Yes, I go regularly

Question 2:Have you ever been to drivers Ed?
No
What's Driver Ed
Yes

Question 3:Do you Studder?
Yes
I can't help it
No

Question 4:Do you masturbate?
No
How do you masturbate
Yes

Question 5:Do you know how to turn on a computer?
Yes
No
What's a computer

Question 6:Do you make fun of your teachers?
No
Yes
I idolize my teachers

Question 7:Do you know what hypo-allergenic is?
Yes
No
What?

Question 8:Do you go to, or ever been, to a vocational school?
No
What's a vocational school
Yes

Question 9:Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes
No
I'm Fat

Question 10:How many girlfriends have you had?
11-20 or more
This question does not apply to me
1-10

This Quiz has been designed by Mike.