Not Exactly the Sharpest Tool in the Shed? Having a Slow Day?

Are you a few cards short of a full deck? Well, not normally! But no one is perfect... so if you want to have a good laugh at yourself, try this quiz now.

It's just for fun, so please don't take your result to heart. Like the famous Margot Fonteyn quote said: "Take your work seriously, but never yourself." Share to prank your friends!

  • 1
    Are you taking this quiz to see how slow you are?
    Are you taking this quiz to see how slow you are?
  • 2
    Had you ever felt slow before you decided to take this test?
  • 3
    If you understood question 2, do you think you are smart, or just temporarily slow?

  • 4
    Has anyone ever called you slow that you can remember (this includes anyone)?
  • 5
    Do you think being slow is a bad thing, or a good thing?
  • 6
    Do you think that being slow is a condition, or a state of mind?

  • 7
    Is one born slow, or do people just wake up one morning slow?
  • 8
    As you answer these questions, do you feel better and better about yourself?
  • 9
    If you play online games, do you ever scream when something bad happens to your character?
  • 10
    Do you have faith that this test will in fact tell you the truth about whether you're not the sharpest tool in the proverbial shed?

Comments (24)


322 days ago
this test confirmed wavey is retarded
368 days ago
I am retarded my friends
501 days ago
I am retardation amugus sussy balls lol funny hahahahshshahshahahaha
563 days ago
I need a girl friend ppls
564 days ago
What are the results at
592 days ago
is raeciss and ree-TAAA-ded!
605 days ago
the r word is a very ableist slur. not funny
630 days ago
am retart, as I expected. 10/10 quiz will quiz again
641 days ago
Me: Hey mom, i got an A+ on my test
Mom: what test?
Me: i think jt was called am i a we tadd test.
Mom: ......
661 days ago
Really good test would recommend
693 days ago
just found out im retareded. how do i untard?
693 days ago
im rarted
707 days ago
Im so glad i passed the retard test . the biggest achievement in my life so far .
725 days ago
i hope i dont get called retatrted again
745 days ago
Is it bad that I didnt understand the results. They should really say yes or no. Maybe they did But I read it four times and Irdk what i got.
765 days ago
I am indeed a kid who saw the meme on YT, and now wants to test it out
767 days ago
i know i am retarded now . and goosers dont trying to be smart when you looked out for this quiz
794 days ago
im happy to be an official retard
839 days ago
not tryna hate on this quiz......but why hell are you trying to call ppl retarded. I take that word seriously bc it’s what you call a person w a disability/handicap and I have anxiety. just sayin-
865 days ago