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Are you a smart-aleck?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2014-02-15 - 19,489 taken - 2 people like it

Read the title. dummy. (I am 1)

1

What did you think when you saw the title?

I sure do hope I am not a smart-aleck. It would disappoint my momzy...
Me, a smart-aleck? I don't think so!
Are you a smart-aleck? It's are you, get your grammar right, stupid!

2

If an old person says "How old are you, seventeen" and you're only thirteen, what do you say?

Hey, lady. I might be an inch taller than you, but that doesn't mean I'm ancient!
Uh, no. I am thirteen. (sigh and duh under your breath)
No, ma'am. Thirteen.

3

When a sales lady at a store asks you if you need anything, what do you say?

No, I would ask.
No ma'am. Thank you so much for asking!
"No, just looking around" is always the answer. What are you a crazy stalker!

4

A new kid at your school has a horrible name. Bernadette if it's a girl, Leroy if it's a guy.
Everyone is making fun of her during role call.
What do you say?

Say nothing. You have your own opinion.
Laugh with the class. You don't wanna get trampled, too!
Join in. Who wouldn't?

5

You have a dorky sub teaching today. His name is Mr. Simpson. What do you do?

Ask him if his first name is Homer
Laugh with the class when another person asks him if his first name is Homer
Just sit there. You have no business to make fun of teachers.

6

Has anyone ever called you a smart-aleck?

Every day, duh!
A few times, of course!
No, but I just want to make sure Momzy isn't disappointed in me!

7

Are you a good liar?

Terrible liar. (If I ever tried momzy would be so disappointed!)
Duh, dumbnut. Isn't everyone a good liar?
A little. But I only lie if I need to.

8

Your enemy cusses you out! What do you do?

Cuss THEM out. What else DUMMY WUMY WHO HAS NO CHUMMIES!
Ignore them. Momzy says that doing that makes you the bigger person.
Insult them a little, but try to ignore them.

9

Does Momzy say you are a smart-aleck?

Momzy? What kind of retarded term is that? You're so effing stupid!
No! Never! I am not a sass-box. My sweet Momzy would be so upset!
She's said it before, but she still loves me! (why do you say Momzy?)

10

What do you think of ke$ha?

She's alright, but in rehab, not the hugest fan!
Cool people like me don't listen to kesha. She needs to take that stupid $ off of her name. It's retarded. Just like you!
I love her! Momzy always turns her up when she plays on the radio!

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