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Are you a smart-aleck?

10 Questions - Developed by: Harhartrinitarr - Developed on: 2014-02-15 - 18,966 taken - 2 people like it

Read the title. dummy. (I am 1)

1

What did you think when you saw the title?

Are you a smart-aleck? It's are you, get your grammar right, stupid!
Me, a smart-aleck? I don't think so!
I sure do hope I am not a smart-aleck. It would disappoint my momzy...

2

If an old person says "How old are you, seventeen" and you're only thirteen, what do you say?

Uh, no. I am thirteen. (sigh and duh under your breath)
Hey, lady. I might be an inch taller than you, but that doesn't mean I'm ancient!
No, ma'am. Thirteen.

3

When a sales lady at a store asks you if you need anything, what do you say?

"No, just looking around" is always the answer. What are you a crazy stalker!
No, I would ask.
No ma'am. Thank you so much for asking!

4

A new kid at your school has a horrible name. Bernadette if it's a girl, Leroy if it's a guy.
Everyone is making fun of her during role call.
What do you say?

Join in. Who wouldn't?
Say nothing. You have your own opinion.
Laugh with the class. You don't wanna get trampled, too!

5

You have a dorky sub teaching today. His name is Mr. Simpson. What do you do?

Just sit there. You have no business to make fun of teachers.
Laugh with the class when another person asks him if his first name is Homer
Ask him if his first name is Homer

6

Has anyone ever called you a smart-aleck?

A few times, of course!
No, but I just want to make sure Momzy isn't disappointed in me!
Every day, duh!

7

Are you a good liar?

Duh, dumbnut. Isn't everyone a good liar?
Terrible liar. (If I ever tried momzy would be so disappointed!)
A little. But I only lie if I need to.

8

Your enemy cusses you out! What do you do?

Cuss THEM out. What else DUMMY WUMY WHO HAS NO CHUMMIES!
Insult them a little, but try to ignore them.
Ignore them. Momzy says that doing that makes you the bigger person.

9

Does Momzy say you are a smart-aleck?

Momzy? What kind of retarded term is that? You're so effing stupid!
She's said it before, but she still loves me! (why do you say Momzy?)
No! Never! I am not a sass-box. My sweet Momzy would be so upset!

10

What do you think of ke$ha?

Cool people like me don't listen to kesha. She needs to take that stupid $ off of her name. It's retarded. Just like you!
She's alright, but in rehab, not the hugest fan!
I love her! Momzy always turns her up when she plays on the radio!

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