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OK, obviously, death is quite the morbid topic, but there's also a lot of stupid ways to go - to the point where it is funny. This test is specifically about the ways in which one can die... So which way will YOU go? IMPORTANT: This test is not for the easily upset - just for people who are a bit morbid and don't mind these kinds of jokes. P.S.: Please do NOT take this literally - it's for entertainment ONLY!

This is a quiz with an unhappy ending. By taking this quiz, you understand (like I do) that you're no match for anything with clawed hands, razor-sharp teeth, burned skin or gets up after you kill it. Or maybe you would like to go down swinging and are just curious about your best death match. Well, this quiz offers you more insight on this matter by revealing which horror movie villain is best suited to kill you. Just answer these highly scientific, deeply researched questions and discover which horror movie villain would end your days.

See if you are smarter than a pet turtle. That is if you don't drool all over yourself first!

You may want to know. Should you steer clear of the deep, wet substance that is water?

Take this quiz to find out your fate

It's the question everyone is asking.

Ever wondered how you are going to die? Find out with this quiz!

Aaah... friendship. You love your friends. But do THEY love you? How many of your friends are plotting your death? Find out now, and be afraid. Be very afraid.

Do you tune in, in fascination, to the latest execution? Regardless of whether you know who the guy is or not? Do you ever tape it and play it back thinking, I could've done that better? Now you can find out just how much of a heartless bastard you are!

Pick your poison. Answer the questions honestly and you'll get a surprise answer in the end.