Which Horror Movie Villain Would Kill You?

1

A complete stranger walks over to you while you are waiting to cross the street and stomps on your foot. After wincing in pain, you

demand an explanation from the stranger before you spray him down with a bottle of Uncle Petes Atomic Fire Sauce that you keep handy for occasions just like this.
fall to the ground, screaming and wait for an ambulance to arrive. Claim it on your insurance, sue the stranger for every penny hes worth and live the American dream.
hobble away as quickly as possible, trying to lose the stranger in the open traffic.
chop the stranger in the throat, force him to the ground, shove his head into the open traffic, and wait for a large truck to drive by.
raise your good foot and bring it crashing down on the strangers toes. Next smack is to the face.

2

You are merrily chasing a butterfly when you suddenly find yourself standing on the edge of a sheer cliff and teetering. Carefully, you

lean back until you fall on your back and NOT off the cliff.
step back and hope the butterfly doesnt try anything funny.
keep looking for that damn butterfly. How he flew off with your keys is still beyond you.
hop back from the edge and go find some cats to throw off the cliff.
make use of your only defensive strategy: freeze.

3

The same annoying, teen-inspired pop song is playing on every station you turn to on your stereo. You reach down to the radio and

slide one of your CDs into the deck, cleansing your speakers of the insignificant squeals of a sad icon.
turn it off. Traffic is bad enough without the latest keyboard creation playing on repeat, thanks.
turn up the volume and force your pitiful passengers to listen to the song. Call the station and request it over and over. Their pained expressions are thanks enough.
tear off the tuner knob, screaming as you hurl it out the window.
turn down the volume. You just want background music anyway. (and secretly you like it dont you?)

4

Hollywood has decided to go ahead and make a movie about you. Based on your life and using a little artistic license, they come up with this title:

As Good As It Gets
The Day They Woke Me Up Too Early (and Died)
Office Space II: The Lumberg Assassination
[Insert Your Name]: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Not Enough Meds: Portrait of a Serial Killer

5

You are picking up change on the side of the freeway for no good reason and come upon a cat that has been struck by a vehicle. It appears to be alive, but in pain, so you

keep walking (and feel glad its Whiskers guts lying on the road and not yours).
call animal control and try to mark the spot to make it easier to find.
pull him clear of the road and check his injuries and if need be, finish him off.
take the change youve been collecting and use the helpless kitty for target practice.
realize the poor critter will die regardless and choose not to endanger yourself by jumping in the middle of traffic.

6

You are happily engaged in one of your favorite thats-not-good-for-you habits when some know-it-all walks up and begins preaching about how bad that is for you. You calmly turn to this person and

remind them that its your life and they can go be perfect somewhere else.
agree that your habit is not great, but at least you dont tell other people what to do.
tell them to shut up. Thats right, shut the hell up.
silence him or her once and for all. Place the body with the others.
agree whole-heartedly and then wait for the person to leave before resuming.

7

Youre buying your weekly groceries at the ABC store when you find a ten dollar bill lying on the ground. Without hesitating, you

take the ten bucks and ask the people in the store if they lost anything and make them say what (if nobody claims the cash, finders keepers)
accidentally drop your keys and recover them along with the money (and buy that bottle of Crown you can now afford, you shameless bastard)
call out to the guy walking out and ask him if he dropped the money. It sucks, but its the right thing to do.
snatch the cash and stuff it in your pocket. Good score.
grab the money and follow the moron who dropped it out to his car, and then mug him for the rest of his money and his booze. (Leave body in the car and scribble out a quick suicide note.)

8

Gather your dignity and be honest about your bedroom. At this moment, what condition is it in?

Mattress is on the floor, theres a small lamp and a bag of chips next to the pile of dirty clothes.
Its not bad. The sheets are clean and the laundry is put away. What about your room, Quiz-Maker?
Just the way I left it: messy. Got a problem with that?
No one is allowed in my room. That is its condition.
Its a mild disaster, but it looks good when I know someones coming over most of the time.

9

You are a melting snowman (dont ask me) and a wizard (again, keep it to yourself) has granted you one day to be free and live like a normal person. This first thing you do is

find the neighborhood dog who has been using you as a urinal and beat him with a stick.
sit down. Youve been standing all winter, so for just one moment you want to get off your feet.
take off that ridiculous scarf and hat, then go find something that matches your coal eyes better.
find a group of kids and shove carrots in their faces and see how they like it.
catch a flight to the North Pole and ensure you wont have to worry about melting anymore.

10

Dating seems to have run into a dead end for you. What happened?

Its all their fault. Im a good lover.
I found someone. No need to date when you already have someone.
Theres nobody out there right now for me, only trash and baggage. Just laying low until they pass.
The authorities found the remains of my ex and thats put a damper on my love-life
I just hit a slump. I dont know what the hells going on. Love stinks.

11

How does this little quiz tickle your fancy so far?

Um I dont get it. What does this question have to do with anything?
So far so good, but the real satisfaction comes from the final answer
Ive had more fun barbequing live hamsters, but Im still curious about the results.
I would be more tickled if you got to the point and told me the results, punk.
I like it. Its funny and not too obvious. A bit wordy, but otherwise okay.

12

Every self-respecting quiz has a word association question and so heres mine: Frankenstein is to an angry mob as Britney Spears is to

paparazzi and the media.
the pointy end of my steel-toed boots.
me on a Tuesday with a spade rake and five minutes to spare.
boobs.
her own fans.

13

Is it better to feel no pain, dance in the rain, live off gain, have no shame or know your name?

Is someone running out of ideas for questions? This is getting sad
Can I choose a combo? Id want at least two of those, cause one just wont cut it.
I will smash your face in a windshield if you ask another stupid question like that!
I think its better not to rhyme your questions. Lame, very lame.
You forgot kill and maim. I think its better to kill and maim. Dance in the rain isnt bad as a second choice, but Id definitely go with kill and maim as my first

Comments (18)

isla (87432)

503 days ago

i got 38 Godzilla i kinda wanted vampire cause after my blood was drained i would become one of them

Ariana (72862)

744 days ago

I'll tempered mutated sea bass? Just kill me now

lol (80376)

816 days ago

bro these questions got me laughing.

Sadie Sky (69414)

883 days ago

Werewolf! Ugh, don't remind me about it

violet (38202)

1006 days ago

For 38% you are: ...the unfortunate victim of a VAMPIRE! You put up a good fight, are quick on you feet and in no hurry to die. That's good, but vampires put up a much better fight, are extremely quick on their feet and already dead. Your death would come late at night as you are seduced by the charm of a pale-skinned beauty, unless you resist and then simply be gored by their claws. It doesn't matter, because in the end a well-balanced person needs a well-rounded evil monster to counter and surpass all your defense mechanisms. Either way, you're getting an ass-kicking or a neck-licking. My advice: go down swinging.

unfortunate? nahhh, maybe this would be my preferred death...

random person (31066)

1048 days ago

idk but i think im a vampire lol

Ags (45689)

1095 days ago

...the accidental victim of an ill-tempered mutated sea bass. Is that before or after I barbecue it?...

C r i n g e l o r d (55067)

1190 days ago

I get to be killed by a vampire. Not bad - though I don't think they will kill me because I'm so pale they might mistake me as their own kind!

darkness (42508)

1263 days ago

i took the test again and now i am a villain

Josephine (14173)

1269 days ago

I got horror villain to myself again..

darkness (57261)

1287 days ago

i got godzilla, i would kick the life out of kreuger or jason then theyd have to call in the big guns

cat lover (19632)

1336 days ago

Okay I got 46 Godzilla um.. I can problay out run that stupid thing so haha😅😅 :)

i am sad of my results.. (36621)

1642 days ago

a teen school girl '-'........ i picked the most brutal and this is what i get....

Caruqa (16626)

1701 days ago

So I'll get bitten by a sexy vampire lady that'll instead of killing me, make me live a after life? It's bad but hot!

blooperpatrooper (27168)

1710 days ago

YAS. TEAM EDWARD. (killed by a vampire.)

Bruh (23588)

1759 days ago

I am a horror character move aside or die

Mariam (23777)

1813 days ago

Victim of a Vampire.
I don't like Vampires, Werewolves are my type.
I know It's not about what I like because I'm gonna get killed by a blood sucking monster.
I would be a victim but I won't get killed.
First of all, I wouldn't be a threat to a Vampire. And second of all, my blood tastes disgusting so Vampires definitely won't come after me. Yeah definitely.

R. (71062)

2079 days ago

Godzilla will squash me. :( ... Not. I will escape this terrible death! Just kidding. This quiz was fun though.

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