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Do you have an evil side?

10 Questions - Developed by: Jenna Strauss - Developed on: 2005-05-01 - 45,054 taken - 8 people like it

We all have imagined what it would be like if you were evil, or the devil, but are you actually evil?

1

Your best friend just revealed to you that she is going out with your HUGEST crush EVER, whom, unfortunately, you still love! What do you do?

Voodoo always works for me. Now where is that doll.....
Hunt him down. You will not stand for this!
Calm, soothing meditation. Breathing deeply and serenely.

2

You see a dragon flying through the sky on a family trip to England. What do you do?

Yell, "Come to me, Brother!"
Take millions of pictures. You don't want this to pass you by!
Scream and run into a bomb shelter

3

Your mom just called you on your cell, and, WaAaAa! your hamster, Muffins, died. How do you react?

It was annoying and evil anyways
Cry for 12 hours straight, then sleep for 18 more hours
Don't react.

4

Your little sis is at cheerleading practice, which, unfortunately, you have been bribed into co-coaching for the season. How do you pass the time?

Doing everything they do! I really love this!
Ignore the world around me.
Ripping apart the pompoms. No pompoms, no cheerleaders.

5

You are shopping at the mall with a bunch of friends, and, gasp, you see your absolute worst enemy and her BF in the store you are about to head into! You:

Head in anyways. Better to face the Demons now than later
Stick my tongue out at her and her BF!
Sneak in, and take every single size except the pluses and put them in the store's dressing rooms.

6

At the absolute worst family event that could happen to you, the grill, including hamburgers, catches fire! How do you react?

Scream. I hate fire!
Laugh evilly and thank every single higher being you know for the luck!
Cry. That hamburger was mine.

7

Ok, almost done. You find out that you are adopted, and that you have an identical twin in Ohio. What do you do?

Hop on the plane to Ohio with my "parents". Grrrrr......
Hide in my room with the door locked burning every picture of them.
Woohoo! ROAD TRIP!

8

Your cell falls into a puddle on your way home from school. What do you do?

Freak! What will my parents do?
Leave it there. I hated it anyways
Pick it up and hold a funeral at home

9

Your math teacher is totally evil, and hands out a pop quiz first period Monday morning! What are you thinking?

Whatever. I fail anyways!
Voodoo doll's getting a beating tonight!
Yay! A chance to show off my brilliance!

10

It's your birthday. Your family mills around the house as usual. They show no signs of birthday-ness! What do you suspect?

I'm still dreaming.
They forgot! Evil minions of the DEVIL!
Surprise party later, probably.

Comments (9)

King (98077)

235 days ago

So im 50% good with a hint of evil hmm god kill dat evil part of me and make me 100 good

darkness (02038)

239 days ago

(still sacrificing mortals)

darkness (57261)

358 days ago

(begins sacrificng mortals)

Emma (95832)

508 days ago

For 60% you are: You are the purest of pure. No evil signs.
20% of 6710 quiz participants had this profile! Profile A

Dretlan (84684)

608 days ago

well I am a devote Satanist after all >:)

Christopher Wheeler (44121)

714 days ago

I am 95% evil. I am so evil boy.

Christopher Wheeler (44121)

714 days ago

Am i really that evil?

Kristen (67933)

883 days ago

Do you have an evil side?
For 70% you are: You are completely and unquestionably EVIL! You should have horns for ears, you devil you.
37% of 6318 [p1] % of [p2] quiz participants had this profile! Profile A

You could also get this result:
For 30% you are: You are pretty normal, with a hint of evil behind the normality Profile B

Or even this one:
For 0% you are: You are the purest of pure. No evil signs. Profile C

sam (70462)

1931 days ago

i am 80% evil!

awesome!!!!!!

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